The Offensive

The creators of The Offensive are back with Season Two of their groundbreaking audio drama, BOOM. The first two episodes are out now, with new episodes released every Monday.  Search 'BOOM' in your podcast app and subscribe. And if you want to get the whole series straightaway, for the first time ever you can purchase all six episodes ad-free for £6.99 with Acast+ here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2023

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Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2023

The fate of the club and its staff hang in the balance as 5 years of mismanagement and greed come home to roost. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall John Brannoch as Colin WalshJoel Emery as Dan WatsonMatthew Malthouse as Tom Beattie Additional Voices:Natalie GreenJoel EmeryAdam Jarrell Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell  Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Holy Smokes Media Ltd. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2023

Having been relegated from the Premier League, the season's proceedings come to a close. Including an outstanding Court of Appeal appearance for Sir Patrick Nolan and Ashwood City FC.  Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallMatthew Malthouse as Tom Beattie Additional Voices:Harry AttwellLauren IngramKarim KronfliGeorge Still Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell  Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2023

Matchday 38 and just 90 minutes of football remain in the 2022/23 Premier League season as Ashwood City throw everything at survival. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJohn Brannoch as Colin WalshJoel Emery as Dan Watson As themselves:Peter DruryGary LinekerAlan ShearerMicah RichardsJules BreachKate MasonDanny Jamieson  Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery Directed by:Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Holy Smokes Media Ltd. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2023

It's Matchday 37 in the Premier League and we join Peter Reynolds and Billy Richards for Everton v Ashwood City at Goodison Park. Voices by: Joel Emery Episode written by: Joel Emery Executive Producer: Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Holy Smokes Media Ltd. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2023

Off the back of a 4-0 defeat to Manchester United, Ashwood City need a result on the pitch. Meanwhile, a decision by a local magistrate gives them a result off the pitch.  Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJohn Brannoch as Colin WalshMatthew Malthouse as Tom Beattie Additional Voices:Joel EmeryThomas MitchellsJemma RevellLauren HallAdam JarrellMichael Lyons Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Holy Smokes Media Ltd. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2023

As the financial cuts deepen, Ashwood City are barely keeping the league form together at the most important stage of the season. Chief-Executive Jess Tate and Chairman Sir Patrick Nolan finally discuss the fallout from administration. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallMatthew Malthouse as Tom Beattie Additional Voices:Joel Emery Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Holy Smokes Media Ltd. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2023

In the grips of a brutal CVA, further cuts are made and this time the coaching staff are targeted. Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall looks to offer a beleaguered Dan Watson all the help he can during a wobble in form as Patrick Nolan continues to distance himself from the crisis. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallMatthew Malthouse as Tom BeattieJoel Emery as Dan Watson Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Joel Emery Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Holy Smokes Media Ltd. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2023

Ashwood City travel to The Emirates Stadium on Easter Weekend. Club Chairman Sir Patrick Nolan informs Chris 'Woody' Woodall and Colin Walsh of his Zoom meeting with the local council. Meanwhile, Administrator Tom Beattie has completed his dreaded 'Black Folder'.  Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJohn Brannoch as Colin WalshMatthew Malthouse as Tom BeattieNatalie Green as Elaine WrightChirstopher Swift as Reuben Thomas Additional Voices:Adam JarrellJoel Emery Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2023

Ashwood City clash with the local council over who's to blame for the collapse of the iBET stand. Meanwhile, Club Chairman Sir Patrick Nolan makes a momentous call on the club's future.  Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallMatthew Malthouse as Tom BeattieDarcey Ferguson as Leanne PotterNatalie Green as Elaine Wright Additional Voices:Adam JarrellJoel EmeryVanessa Emery Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2023

Ashwood City Football Club are hit by the news that the fabled iBET Stand has collapsed. The club hierarchy and local council clash over who's to blame.  Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJoel Emery as Dan Watson Additional Voices:Thomas MitchellsNatalie GreenNalan Burgess Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2023

As the football world reacts to the BBC's treatment of Gary Lineker, Ashwood City have a social media issue of their own Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJoel Emery as Dan WatsonLuke Stevenson as Gareth McAskill Additional Voices:Joel EmeryAdam Jarrell Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2023

Stuck in traffic after the second leg of The Champions Fixture against PSG; Ashwood City Chief Executive Jess Tate questions Chairman Sir Patrick Nolan about rumours surrounding the future of the football club. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Additional Voices:Joel EmeryAdam Jarrell Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2023

Ashwood City Chief Executive Jess Tate spends her 'day off' visiting both her doctor and an old acquaintance, who may know more about the future of the club than Jess does. Helena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJoel Emery as Dan WatsonLauren Ingram as Fiona Weed Additional Voices:Joel EmeryAdam Jarrell Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2023

A day in the life of Ashwood City is interrupted by a protestor, who aims his fury at Club Chairman Sir Patrick Nolan.  Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Additional Voices:Joel EmeryAdam Jarrell Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2023

Liverpool FC are in town as Ashwood CIty play their first home game since the catastrophic transfer window. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJohn Brannoch as Colin WalshJoel Emery as Dan Watson Additional Voices:Joel EmeryAdam Jarrell Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2023

After a brutal transfer window, Sir Patrick Nolan heads to the City of London to seek new money from old friends.  Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanThomas Mitchells as Simon Napier-FoxAdam Jarrell as Chris Well Additional Voices:Joel EmeryNalan BurgessJennifer Tierney Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2023

A seismic day in the history of Ashwood City Football Club has arrived as the severe financial crisis, internal disputes, player disharmony and firesale of key team members comes to a head on a tumultuous Deadline Day. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJoel Emery as Dan WatsonJohn Brannoch as Colin WalshChristopher Swift as Reuben Thomas Additional voices byDarcey Ferguson Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell and Joel Emery Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Holy Smokes Media Ltd Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 January 2023

The departure of Brazilian striker Kevin brings about yet more protests at The Credit Master Stadium. Despite a decent run of form in the league, the Ashwood CIty hierarchy find themselves locked in the offices, for their own safety.  Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJoel Emery as Dan Watson Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 January 2023

Ashwood City Chief Executive Chris 'Woody' Woodall goes back to his roots on a scouting mission to recruit an up-and-coming player for the January transfer window.  All voices by Adam Jarrell Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 January 2023

Ashwood City take on SkyBet Championship side Blackpool in the Third Round of the FA Cup. Before the game, Chief Executive Chris 'Woody' Woodall takes Club Chairman Patrick Nolan to Blackpool Pleasure Beach.  Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJoel Emery as Dan Watson Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 January 2023

A new year, and a new beginning for Ashwood City, as the second Dan Watson era gets underway with a visit from fellow Premier League strugglers Everton.  Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJoel Emery as Dan WatsonAnt McGinley as David Hall  Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 January 2023

Merry Christmas from all of us here at Ashwood City. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJohn Brannoch as Colin WalshChristopher Swift as Reuben Thomas Thomas Mitchells as Theo ClintonAnt McGinley as David Hall Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom / Chris WellJemma Moore as Danielle Broom  Additional Voices:Joel EmeryVanessa Emery Episode written by:Joel Emery  Edited by:Adam Jarrell  Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity  WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.  This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.  Listener discretion is advised.  The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 December 2022

As the Premier League fixtures wrap up before the World Cup break, Ashwood City owner Patrick Nolan is still trying to secure the services of Mauricio Pochettino. Meanwhile, the players await their international call-ups, and the club bids farewell to Chief Player Liaison Officer, Theo Clinton.   The Offensive will return on Boxing Day 2022. For exclusive episodes between now and then – including a special World Cup bonus episode – subscribe to the Ashwood City Patreon for just $5 a month: www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJohn Brannoch as Colin WalshThomas Mitchells as Theo ClintonAnt McGinley as David Hall Esmonde Cole as Kyle Francis Clark Additional Voices:Darcey FergusonAdam JarrellJoel Emery Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2022

The World Cup break approaches and Ashwood City desperately needs a new manager to take the reins during the much needed downtime. Chris 'Woody' Woodall and Colin Walsh get to work with their array of scouting talent, Patrick however is distracted by an old acquaintance. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJohn Brannoch as Colin WalshChristopher Swift as Reuben Thomas Episode written by:Joel Emery  Edited by:Adam Jarrell  Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity  WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.  This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.  Listener discretion is advised.  The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 November 2022

Unfortunate news regarding Head Coach Eric Van Smit forces the club to make a decision.  Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallAllon Sylvain as Eric Van SmitAcushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber Episode written by:Joel Emery  Edited by:Adam Jarrell  Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity  WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.  This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.  Listener discretion is advised.  The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 October 2022

Ashwood City Chairman Patrick Nolan M.B.E and Chief Executive Chris 'Woody' Woodall fly to Austin, Texas, to enjoy the US F1 Grand Prix. But the situation surrounding Club Doctor Rachel Webber provides an unwanted distraction from the day's events for Patrick Nolan.  Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJohn Brannoch as Colin WalshAcushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber Episode written by:Joel Emery  Edited by:Adam Jarrell  Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity  WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.  This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.  Listener discretion is advised.  The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 October 2022

During a dull Premier League fixture away to Chelsea, Ashwood CIty Chairman Patrick Nolan is offered a role within His Majesty's Government that could potentially allow him to gain the respect he so desperately desires.  Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJoel Emery as Hugh Chambers Episode written by:Joel Emery  Edited by:Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell  Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity  WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.  This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.  Listener discretion is advised.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 October 2022

Senior management at Ashwood City attend a pre-hearing for the legal clash with Arsenal Football Club, as the fallout from the final day of the 2021/22 season continues to engulf the club in financial and legal turmoil... Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallKarim Kronfli as Judge GastrellJennifer Tierney as Hannah IngramHarry Attwell as Robert Granger Episode written by:Joel Emery  Edited by:Adam Jarrell  Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity  WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.  This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.  Listener discretion is advised.  The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 October 2022

For the first time in its history, the Ashwood City Stadium has changed its name courtesy of a new revenue stream secured by Chairman Patrick Nolan MBE. The fallout from this momentous chapter in the club's history is hostile, to say the least. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Additional Voices:Joel EmeryAdam Jarrell Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity  WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.  This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.  Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 October 2022

It's the day of the funeral for Queen Elizabeth II. In a momentous occasion for both the club and country, an opportunistic Patrick Nolan decides to showcase Dartley Park to a potential buyer.  The Offensive will return after the International Break. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanThomas Mitchells as Simon Napier-FoxAdam Jarrell as Kieran Broom Additional Voices:Joel EmeryAdam Jarrell Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity  WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 September 2022

It's a momentous day in Ashwood City's history as they travel to the Nou Camp to take on Barcelona in the UEFA Champions League... The historic occasion is somewhat spoiled by a deepening financial crisis at the club.  Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJohn Brannoch as Colin WalshThomas Mitchells as Theo ClintonAcushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel WebberChristopher Swift as Reuben Thomas  Additional Voices:Joel EmeryDarcey Ferguson Episode written by:Joel Emery  Edited by:Adam Jarrell  Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity  WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.  This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.  Listener discretion is advised.  The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 September 2022

Ashwood City are the visitors at St James' Park in a must-win game for the Super Whites. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall & Kieran BroomJohn Brannoch as Colin WalshThomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton Additional Voices:Joel EmeryAdam Jarrell Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 September 2022

League form has never been worse, their Head Coach has finally been charged by the police and a multitude of other crises emerge... Ashwood City are feeling the heat as Deadline Day approaches. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJohn Brannoch as Colin WalshAllon Sylvain as Eric Van Smit Additional Voices:Nalan BurgessJoel Emery Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 August 2022

Ashwood City Chairman Patrick Nolan and CEO Chris 'Woody' Woodall enjoy the facilities of Broadley Country Club. All is not as it seems, however, as Patrick confides in his Chief Executive.   Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 August 2022

Ashwood staff are impressed with the delivery of a summer project by the new Ashwood City Chief Executive Officer. An envious Patrick Nolan sets out to undermine all the hard work done by Chris 'Woody' Woodall and the rest of the club.  Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallHelena Doughty as Jess TateThomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 August 2022

Premier League football returns as Ashwood City host Fulham at Dartley Park. Chairman Patrick Nolan M.B.E is eager to kick off the new era with a bang, whilst newly appointed C.E.O Chris 'Woody' Woodall concentrates on cleaning the mess left by Head Coach Eric Van Smit's antics at the end of last season.  Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallHelena Doughty as Jess TateJohn Brannoch as Colin WalshAllon Sylvain as Eric Van Smit Additional Voices:Joel EmeryKate MasonLuke Moore Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 August 2022

The makers of The Offensive are here to introduce you to their groundbreaking new drama, BOOM, starring Akie Kotabe, Sharon D. Clarke MBE and Omari Douglas. This is Episode 1, just search ‘BOOM’ wherever you get your podcasts to get all six episodes of Season One now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2022

Ashwood City are leading 2-1 in a game they simply must win. Yet with just 15 minutes remaining they've been caught on the break with no one back to cover... Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallHelena Doughty as Jess TateChristopher Swift as Reuben ThomasThomas Mitchells as Theo ClintonAcushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel WebberJohn Brannoch as Colin WalshAnt McGinley as David Hall With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Joel Emery Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 May 2022

Ashwood City head into their final game of the 2021/22 season: a home tie against relegation battlers Leeds United. With a win Ashwood City would seal Champions League qualification for the first time in a generation. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallHelena Doughty as Jess TateChristopher Swift as Reuben ThomasThomas Mitchells as Theo ClintonAcushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel WebberJohn Brannoch as Colin WalshAnt McGinley as David Hall Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Joel Emery Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2022

Patrick Nolan MBE has secured full ownership of the club as Ashwood City thrash Norwich and set up a tantalising final pair of fixtures against Brighton and Leeds. The new takeover however has a final few tweaks to the personnel before completion. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallHelena Doughty as Jess Tate Additional voices:Nalan Burgess Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Joel Emery Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2022

Anaheim Sports Group are finalising the sale of 55% of Ashwood City to Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan, making him the outright owner of the club. As well as Anaheim Sports Group, Manchester City are also in town as Ashwood look to remain in the race for Champions League qualification. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallHelena Doughty as Jess Tate Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Joel Emery Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2022

After a demoralising defeat to Everton at Goodison Park, the Ashwood City juggernaut has stalled... But the headlines are dominated by an offer from Patrick Nolan to purchase the rest of the club and the news has hit the fanbase hard. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallHelena Doughty as Jess Tate Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 April 2022

Chief Executive Patrick Nolan MBE is enjoying a well-earned break in the Seychelles. Little does he know that a seismic decision Stateside will cut his trip short. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallHelena Doughty as Jess Tate Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Joel Emery Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 April 2022

Ashwood City have rediscovered their form at the right time in the season. Next up, fellow sanctioned Premier League side Chelsea FC. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallJohn Brannoch as Colin WalshThomas Mitchells as Theo ClintonHelena Doughty as Jess Tate Episode written by:Joel EmeryEdited by:Joel EmeryDirected by:Adam Jarrell Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 April 2022

Premier League football returns, as does a familiar face to Ashwood City Football Club... Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallChristopher Swift as Reuben ThomasThomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Joel Emery Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 April 2022

From the creators of The Offensive. The chart-topping comedy drama retelling the Whitechapel murders returns for a second series. Search ‘Jackie the Ripper’ wherever you get your podcasts to catch up on season one now and follow @JackieRipperPod on Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2022

An unprecedented sanction has hit Ashwood City Football Club following the exposure of Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan's links to problematic Russian investment. With tight restrictions and panic setting in, Patrick must ensure he can get the UK government to ease the ruling. Paul Waggott as Patrick NolanAdam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallHelena Doughty as Jess TateThomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton Episode written by:Joel Emery Edited by:Joel Emery Directed by:Adam Jarrell  Executive Producer:Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 March 2022

A humbling 3-0 defeat at West Ham prompts Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall to review the game in the analysis room. Interim Head Coaches Chris Well, David Hall and the entire first team squad are in attendance for the match review. Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' WoodallPaul Waggott as Patrick NolanHelena Doughty as Jess TateAnt McGinley as David HallChristopher Swift as Reuben ThomasAdam Jarrell as Chris WellAdam Jarrell as Kieran Broom Episode written by: Joel EmeryEdited by: Adam JarrellDirected by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emery With thanks to:The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholderswww.patreon.com/ashwoodcity WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 March 2022