Episode 173 - London Calling
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2023
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
After a brutal transfer window, Sir Patrick Nolan heads to the City of London to seek new money from old friends.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Thomas Mitchells as Simon Napier-Fox
Adam Jarrell as Chris Well
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Nalan Burgess
Jennifer Tierney
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
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| 0:00.0 | Do, do, do... |
| 0:03.5 | Bampa! |
| 0:07.1 | Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! |
| 0:09.9 | Okay, enough Rasmataz! |
| 0:12.8 | But it's not every day a new scratch card drops. |
| 0:15.0 | With the new set for five years scratch card from the National Lottery, |
| 0:19.3 | you could win five grand a month, every month, for five years. |
| 0:23.0 | Pick up yours in store today and get scratching. |
| 0:26.2 | Search Dream Big Place Mall. Rules, procedures and game-specific rules apply. |
| 0:29.0 | Place must be 18 or over. |
| 0:33.9 | Financial beasts have plagued our villain. |
| 0:36.9 | Come, family, we must flee |
| 0:39.2 | Or they will take our very homes away from us |
| 0:42.6 | Come, we must flee |
| 0:44.9 | A rider approaching from the north |
| 0:47.8 | Who goes there? State your business |
| 0:51.1 | Fear not, my friends, for it is I, credit master. |
| 0:59.2 | Behold, in my hand I hold the key to your financial world. |
| 1:06.8 | Our credit cards offer a 34.9% APR. |
| 1:11.6 | With a range between £215,000, you are all guaranteed to be accepted. |
| 1:20.6 | Yes. |
| 1:21.6 | There's no hidden fees or nasty disguises. |
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