Episode 164 - Smit Happens
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2022
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Unfortunate news regarding Head Coach Eric Van Smit forces the club to make a decision.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Allon Sylvain as Eric Van Smit
Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
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| 0:00.0 | Do, do, do... |
| 0:03.5 | Bampa! |
| 0:07.1 | Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! |
| 0:09.9 | Okay, enough Rasmataz! |
| 0:12.8 | But it's not every day a new scratch card drops. |
| 0:15.0 | With the new set for five years scratch card from the National Lottery, |
| 0:19.3 | you could win five grand a month, every month, |
| 0:21.8 | for five years. Pick up yours in store today and get scratching. Search Dream big place |
| 0:27.1 | mall. Rules procedures and game specific rules apply. Place must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely |
| 0:45.0 | coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:54.8 | Kieran. Kieran, |
| 0:55.8 | Kierit, stop bloody messing about, mate. |
| 0:58.2 | Pull his shorts back up. |
| 0:59.5 | But he's got skid marks, Weller. |
| 1:01.0 | I bet he can see him from over there. |
| 1:02.5 | I don't bloody care. |
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