Episode 186 - Full Time
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2023
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Matchday 38 and just 90 minutes of football remain in the 2022/23 Premier League season as Ashwood City throw everything at survival.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Joel Emery as Dan Watson
As themselves:
Peter Drury
Gary Lineker
Alan Shearer
Micah Richards
Jules Breach
Kate Mason
Danny Jamieson
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.
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| 0:00.0 | Do, do, do... |
| 0:03.5 | Bampa! |
| 0:07.1 | Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! |
| 0:09.9 | Okay, enough Rasmataz! |
| 0:12.8 | But it's not every day a new scratch card drops. |
| 0:15.0 | With the new set for five years scratch card from the National Lottery, |
| 0:19.3 | you could win five grand a month, every month, |
| 0:21.8 | for five years. Pick up yours in store today and get scratching. Search Dream big place |
| 0:27.1 | mall. Rules procedures and game specific rules apply. Place must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 1:03.0 | Music This is The Offensive. This is The Offensive. Here is DeLore and Greg for Everton, the edge of the box. He's done it! |
| 1:06.0 | Everton lived a fight another day. |
| 1:10.0 | Ashton's, get out of jail cards, slipped through their fingers. |
| 1:14.6 | But this is going down to the final day against West Ham United at the Creditmaster. I nearly called the police on you. |
| 1:30.3 | I nearly called the police on you. |
| 1:47.6 | What? I owned the club. |
| 1:49.8 | I didn't know it was you. |
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