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This is the offensive.

We're just leaving these massive areas of space all over the pitch. Manchester City have

room to do whatever they want. Absolutely and they might show that again now as Phil Foden

has taken the ball off Hacqu and Adie Amy. He's got space to his left. He's got DeBrona to his right.

He picks DeBroner. Four-nill! Manchester City running rampant here at the Yeti Had, and it's a stunning strike from Kevin DeBroner.

Game set and match, 4-0 now, there's no coming back from this, and there's still half an hour left.

Can Chris Well and David Hall conjure up something to defeat Pep Guardiola's team in this

Five, God, don't say it look good.

What's gonna say?

What a side? Like, make sure you don't look too happy, though.

Cameras.

Is this okay?

Eh, but it's more of a frown, though.

Okay, how about this?

Oh hey, that's great. You look dead pissed off you.

How am I doing? Unless you drain your face of Botox, not all that great.

Oh, come on. How about now, eh?

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