Episode 180 - Uncivil War
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2023
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood City clash with the local council over who's to blame for the collapse of the iBET stand. Meanwhile, Club Chairman Sir Patrick Nolan makes a momentous call on the club's future.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Matthew Malthouse as Tom Beattie
Darcey Ferguson as Leanne Potter
Natalie Green as Elaine Wright
Additional Voices:
Adam Jarrell
Joel Emery
Vanessa Emery
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is The Offensive. |
| 0:20.9 | Previously on The Offensive. Previously, on the Offensive. |
| 0:23.6 | Right, just so I've got this street, so as of end of me, we've got no |
| 0:26.8 | sponsor, and we're sure a shape, not going to secure one while we're |
| 0:30.4 | bottom of the league and in debt. |
| 0:32.0 | Simon, it's Patrick. |
| 0:34.0 | How are we looking? |
| 0:35.3 | Well, as owners of the stadium, Fortitude will be receiving the insurance money. |
| 0:39.8 | Your admin and legal teams have all the detail. |
| 0:43.2 | Yeah, fine, do it. Just do it. |
| 0:45.4 | Good man. Good man. Thank God for the construction sector, eh? |
| 0:49.0 | Bribes are so demonised these days, typical cancel culture. |
| 0:52.1 | And I bet. |
| 0:53.6 | They bailed. |
| 0:54.5 | End of the season. |
| 0:57.1 | Terrific. |
| 0:58.4 | I'm going to trigger a loss of income insurance clause for myself. |
| 1:01.6 | Should be low millions, I suspect. |
| 1:04.6 | We just need to get the Premier League to certify the games. |
| 1:07.6 | What about the council? |
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