Episode 174 - Live and Let Liverpool
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2023
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Liverpool FC are in town as Ashwood CIty play their first home game since the catastrophic transfer window.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Joel Emery as Dan Watson
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:19.4 | This is the offensive. |
| 0:34.7 | So the Liverpool fans are protesting FSG and they're blocking the Liverpool bus. |
| 0:35.6 | Right. |
| 0:39.1 | And then behind that, the Ashford fans are protesting Mr Nolan, |
| 0:40.6 | and that's blocked up that bus. |
| 0:45.2 | But unfortunately, the match day staff are also stuck behind the buses. |
| 0:48.1 | Get the match day staff in the normal car parks? |
| 0:48.9 | No, can't. |
| 0:49.7 | Why not? |
| 0:51.8 | Because our main car park is full, |
| 0:53.7 | and the council have taken the overflow back. |
| 0:56.7 | Why have the council taken the fucking overflow car park? |
| 0:58.6 | They took it back. |
| 0:59.3 | Why? |
| 1:00.9 | Because they own it. |
| 1:02.8 | We stopped paying for it, didn't we? |
| 1:03.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:04.6 | Yeah, we did. |
| 1:05.2 | Fuck! |
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