Episode 181 - Risen from the Zoom
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2023
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood City travel to The Emirates Stadium on Easter Weekend. Club Chairman Sir Patrick Nolan informs Chris 'Woody' Woodall and Colin Walsh of his Zoom meeting with the local council. Meanwhile, Administrator Tom Beattie has completed his dreaded 'Black Folder'.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Matthew Malthouse as Tom Beattie
Natalie Green as Elaine Wright
Chirstopher Swift as Reuben Thomas
Additional Voices:
Adam Jarrell
Joel Emery
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:21.9 | Please fuck off. Lots of love. Jess fucking Tate. Kiss. |
| 0:29.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.1 | Hi Jess. Hi Tom. What is it? |
| 0:34.7 | So, um, I've got the black folder. |
| 0:37.2 | Sorry, what's the black folder? |
| 0:38.7 | I'm really busy. |
| 0:40.1 | Right. |
| 0:40.6 | So, when a club goes into administration, |
| 0:43.3 | the first week is a cost-cutting exercise by and large. |
| 0:46.5 | We'll issue a black folder for the difficult decisions. |
| 0:53.0 | Right. |
| 0:53.6 | You're not being much clearer, right um so this is redundancies |
| 0:58.8 | ah yeah let me have a look sure oh jesus there's loads of them. Yeah. Happy fucking Easter. |
| 1:12.7 | Fuck me. |
| 1:14.3 | And how many of these do I need to action? |
| 1:16.7 | Well, because you're in a CVA, you would have to explain to your creditors every decision you take against my advice. |
| 1:22.5 | Fuck? |
| 1:23.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:24.2 | So all these people? |
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