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The Offensive

Episode 160 - Name and Shame

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2022

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

For the first time in its history, the Ashwood City Stadium has changed its name courtesy of a new revenue stream secured by Chairman Patrick Nolan MBE. The fallout from this momentous chapter in the club's history is hostile, to say the least.


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall


Additional Voices:

Joel Emery

Adam Jarrell


Episode written by:

Joel Emery 

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell 

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell 

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery


With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity 


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. 


This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 


Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



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Transcript

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0:00.0

Do, do, do...

0:03.5

Bampa!

0:07.1

Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! Bampa!

0:09.9

Okay, enough Rasmataz!

0:12.8

But it's not every day a new scratch card drops.

0:15.0

With the new set for five years scratch card from the National Lottery,

0:19.3

you could win five grand a month, every month,

0:21.8

for five years. Pick up yours in store today and get scratching. Search Dream big place

0:27.1

mall. Rules procedures and game specific rules apply. Place must be 18 or over.

0:32.1

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:38.6

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations,

0:43.4

places or events is purely coincidental. This podcast is protected under copyright.

0:48.6

Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive.

0:53.8

And this now a statement released by Ashwood City Football Club

0:57.3

confirms a new naming rights deal for Dartley Park Stadium.

1:02.4

As of now, the ground will be known as the Credit Master Stadium.

1:08.3

That's just confirmed to us now.

1:10.6

Dartley Park has been renamed to the Credit Master Stadium.

1:16.5

That stadium was built in 1932.

1:20.8

That is 90 years of history that's just been wiped out and I think it's...

1:26.6

In wonders for money. history that's just been wiped out and I think it's It's wonderful man

1:28.6

It means something

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