Episode 157 - Toon Can Play At That Game
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2022
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood City are the visitors at St James' Park in a must-win game for the Super Whites.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall & Kieran Broom
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Do, do, do... |
| 0:03.5 | Bampa! |
| 0:07.1 | Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! |
| 0:09.9 | Okay, enough Rasmataz! |
| 0:12.8 | But it's not every day a new scratch card drops. |
| 0:15.0 | With the new set for five years scratch card from the National Lottery, |
| 0:19.3 | you could win five grand a month, every month, |
| 0:21.8 | for five years. Pick up yours in store today and get scratching. Search Dream big place |
| 0:27.1 | mall. Rules procedures and game specific rules apply. Place must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:53.9 | Ashwood City arrived at St. James's Park with no wins, no points, no head coach in the dugout, and rooted to the bottom. |
| 1:02.4 | Coming forward again as John Linton, Fitzhousal Almore. |
| 1:04.9 | Who gets into the box and fizzies the ball across the face of the goal. |
| 1:08.2 | And Dan Boone with the heavies in the crossbar. |
| 1:10.8 | Isaac gets the better of Adie Amos. He's had a go off the post. Ryan in and Dan Bo with the heavies in the crossbar Isaac gets the better |
| 1:11.4 | of Adie Amies had a go |
| 1:12.6 | off the post |
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