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The Offensive

Episode 143 - Anger Management

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2022

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

A humbling 3-0 defeat at West Ham prompts Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall to review the game in the analysis room. Interim Head Coaches Chris Well, David Hall and the entire first team squad are in attendance for the match review.


Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Ant McGinley as David Hall

Christopher Swift as Reuben Thomas

Adam Jarrell as Chris Well

Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom


Episode written by: Joel Emery

Edited by: Adam Jarrell

Directed by: Adam Jarrell 

Executive Producer: Joel Emery


With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.


This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.


Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



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Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:06.3

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental.

0:13.9

This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive.

0:22.3

Hey up. All right, pal, take a seat.

0:24.3

What's this? Cinema.

0:25.8

Have you got all the new Batman?

0:27.8

Hey, cinema, you're right. We're watching the new

0:29.8

telitubbies movie, pal. Tinkywinky has a complicated

0:32.4

story arc in this one, pal, so I'll be happy to answer

0:34.5

any questions at the end of the movie.

0:36.2

Well, not actually, are we?

0:37.7

Cause we're fucking not. Sit down.

0:39.9

Are we, like, gonna watch the 3-0?

0:41.5

Hey, we're gonna watch Wastham Dickin' us 3-0 on repeat

0:44.5

until you lot get it in your fucking head.

0:46.8

That it's not good enough.

0:48.0

Good side, Westarm.

0:49.1

Hey, and so are we.

0:52.4

What day?

0:53.1

What? Can you settle an argument for me that I'm having with Day of the Ock?

0:56.2

Oh wait, what's that?

0:57.5

Christian Erickson, right?

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