Episode 177 - The Great Escape
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2023
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Stuck in traffic after the second leg of The Champions Fixture against PSG; Ashwood City Chief Executive Jess Tate questions Chairman Sir Patrick Nolan about rumours surrounding the future of the football club.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
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| 0:00.0 | This episode contains spoilers from the UAFA Champions League exclusive Patreon episode released on Friday the 3rd of March. |
| 0:06.8 | If you are a Patreon and you're yet to listen, you have been warned. |
| 0:10.2 | If you're not a Patreon, then what are you waiting for? |
| 0:12.4 | Help support the club from as little as five US dollars a month at patreon.com forward slash Ashwood City. |
| 0:18.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a word. slash Ashwood City. under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is The Offensive. |
| 0:40.8 | We're in Barcelona for the build-up of Ashwood City's Champions League Deneu. |
| 0:47.6 | Christensen's Scrabbling to clear it and fails to do so. |
| 0:50.3 | Kevin now, with his back to goal. |
| 0:52.2 | Broome has another go saved again. |
| 0:53.8 | A Coup-flow blobs. Has to goal. Broome has another go saved again. A Coup-low Bloch, has another go! |
| 0:58.0 | First Blood Ashwood City! |
| 1:05.9 | The new boys rock, the new camp! |
| 1:17.6 | Yeah! boys rock the new camp Levindoski to level things up at the new camp |
| 1:18.6 | Levondowski it's wide |
| 1:20.6 | this fabled stadium is shocked to its core |
| 1:26.6 | the Ashwood city fans sun dredged and delirious, pitched themselves as the scoreline remains unmoved. |
| 1:36.3 | Well, they beat Barcelona. |
| 1:48.0 | They beat Macabee Haifa. |
| 1:50.6 | But A.C. Milan are proving to be a much trickier opponent for Ashwood City in this Champions League campaign. |
| 1:57.9 | And Tanali wants to take the corner and does so. |
| 2:05.1 | Deep into Shrew who sends it back across the box and Braheem Diaz makes it too nice and they're putting this game out of reach. |
| 2:09.6 | Oh look at this. |
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