Episode 165 - The Damned Re-United: Part 1
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 7 November 2022
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
The World Cup break approaches and Ashwood City desperately needs a new manager to take the reins during the much needed downtime. Chris 'Woody' Woodall and Colin Walsh get to work with their array of scouting talent, Patrick however is distracted by an old acquaintance.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Christopher Swift as Reuben Thomas
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:23.8 | Hi mate. Hi, offensive. Hi mate. |
| 0:24.7 | Hey, pal. We've got the thing in a bit, haven't we? |
| 0:28.1 | Yes. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the thing. Yep. Yep. |
| 0:32.3 | You don't know what I'm talking about, do you? |
| 0:34.2 | Is it a work thing? |
| 0:36.2 | No, actually, pal. I wonder if you want to go and see the matinee of lame mezz. |
| 0:39.7 | Really? |
| 0:40.4 | No. |
| 0:41.1 | Oh. |
| 0:41.5 | Every consultant, recruiter, scouting agent, we weren't with a pitching as managerial |
| 0:45.2 | candidates. |
| 0:45.9 | You knew this. |
| 0:46.6 | Oh, fuck, yeah. |
| 0:47.6 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:49.1 | Yeah, I'll be there. |
| 0:51.0 | Probably. |
| 0:52.3 | Right, okay. Where are you now? |
| 0:58.2 | I'm just... I've got a meeting. |
| 1:00.3 | All right. For two. |
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