Episode 178 - Stranger than Fantasy
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
As the football world reacts to the BBC's treatment of Gary Lineker, Ashwood City have a social media issue of their own
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Joel Emery as Dan Watson
Luke Stevenson as Gareth McAskill
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:21.4 | Penny Morden there in the House of Commons with her points on the Home Secretary's latest |
| 0:26.8 | legislation, the Small Boats Bill, and of course that tweet by Gary Lineker. We'll be discussing |
| 0:33.0 | that and much more after this. |
| 0:36.5 | What the fuck are you doing? |
| 0:38.6 | Honestly. |
| 0:39.4 | What? |
| 0:40.1 | What do you mean what? |
| 0:41.8 | Bottom of the fucking league. |
| 0:43.1 | Look at the state of your team. |
| 0:45.0 | Pathetic. |
| 0:45.8 | All right, mate. |
| 0:46.6 | Calm down. |
| 0:47.3 | I can't believe you're being so relaxed. |
| 0:49.2 | No, I will not calm down. |
| 0:50.9 | How can you make such fucking stupid decisions all the fucking time, pal? |
| 0:55.0 | What the fuck is wrong with you? |
| 0:56.6 | Hey, that's enough. All right? You know how tough this fucking gig is? |
| 1:00.1 | Ah, bollocks. It's fucking easy. You just kind of get it fucking right. |
| 1:04.2 | Honestly, this is embarrassing. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself. |
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