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The Offensive

Episode 161 - Flaw and Order

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2022

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Senior management at Ashwood City attend a pre-hearing for the legal clash with Arsenal Football Club, as the fallout from the final day of the 2021/22 season continues to engulf the club in financial and legal turmoil...




Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Karim Kronfli as Judge Gastrell

Jennifer Tierney as Hannah Ingram

Harry Attwell as Robert Granger



Episode written by:

Joel Emery 


Edited by:

Adam Jarrell 


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell 


Executive Producer:

Joel Emery



With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity 


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. 


This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 


Listener discretion is advised. 


The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.




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0:00.0

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:06.3

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental.

0:13.9

This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive.

0:20.8

It's a vital time for the United Kingdom.

0:23.6

These are stormy days.

0:26.6

Together, we've mourned the death of Queen Elizabeth II,

0:31.6

the rock on which modern Britain was built.

0:34.6

We're now in a new era under King Charles III. We're dealing with the global

0:41.8

economic crisis caused by COVID and by Putin's appalling war in Ukraine. In these tough times,

0:49.6

we need to step up. I'm determined to get Britain moving. Economic growth.

0:56.0

Um, shh.

0:57.0

Oh, sorry.

0:58.0

Sorry, everyone.

0:59.0

I should have to take this.

1:01.0

Sorry, excuse me.

1:02.0

Sorry, thank you.

1:03.0

Sorry.

1:04.0

Hello.

1:07.0

It's me.

1:08.0

Jess, I'm just at the Tory party conference.

1:10.0

They've set a date for a pre-hearing.

1:12.6

Right.

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