Episode 170 - Woody's Roundup
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood City Chief Executive Chris 'Woody' Woodall goes back to his roots on a scouting mission to recruit an up-and-coming player for the January transfer window.
All voices by Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:19.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:34.2 | This book is designed not for me to help you, but for you to help you. I'm not trying to change your life. I'm trying to change what you see, |
| 0:38.3 | what you feel, |
| 0:40.3 | and what you receive to be your life. |
| 0:43.3 | I want to start by just taking three deep breaths. |
| 0:48.3 | H. |
| 0:49.3 | H. |
| 0:51.3 | H. |
| 0:52.3 | H. |
| 0:53.3 | H. H. Ah, fuck it. |
| 1:01.3 | Fuck it. |
| 1:02.2 | Ah. Welcome to the EE-E voicemail. |
| 1:15.2 | I'm sorry, but the person you've called is not available. |
| 1:18.4 | Please leave your message after the tone. |
| 1:20.9 | After you finish your message, just hang up. |
| 1:23.5 | Or to hear more options, please press one. |
| 1:26.4 | Hi there. |
| 1:27.8 | I'm just returning your call about Mr. Lennox Ross. |
| 1:35.3 | Yes, I am his son. |
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