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The Offensive

Episode 163 - Grand Pricks

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2022

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Ashwood City Chairman Patrick Nolan M.B.E and Chief Executive Chris 'Woody' Woodall fly to Austin, Texas, to enjoy the US F1 Grand Prix. But the situation surrounding Club Doctor Rachel Webber provides an unwanted distraction from the day's events for Patrick Nolan. 




Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

John Brannoch as Colin Walsh

Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber




Episode written by:

Joel Emery 


Edited by:

Adam Jarrell 


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell 


Executive Producer:

Joel Emery



With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity 


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. 


This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 


Listener discretion is advised. 


The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



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0:00.0

Anyone in?

0:09.0

Hello.

0:10.0

Hello. Who's coming round the corner

0:22.6

Who's stepping through the door

0:27.6

Who's coming round the corner

0:33.6

Oh She's back She's back

0:50.3

Jackie the Ripper

0:51.3

The Ripper

0:52.3

The Ripper

0:53.3

The Jart Topping Horror Comedy returns for its final season Jackie the Ripper Jackie the Ripper For Jackie the Ripper

0:54.2

The chart-topping horror comedy

0:56.1

returns for its final season

0:58.2

Good Lord

1:00.5

She stuffed his eye sockets with his own

1:02.3

bollocks

1:02.8

My God

1:04.8

White Chapel in East London

1:07.2

is home to not a man hunt

1:08.7

But a woman hunt

1:09.9

The Express called it Darkly Comic East London is home to not a manhunt, but a woman hunt.

1:14.9

The Express called it darkly comic.

1:18.6

The Daily Record called it a brutal and amusing retelling.

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