Episode 152 - Finale: Part 2
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 23 May 2022
⏱️ 19 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood City are leading 2-1 in a game they simply must win. Yet with just 15 minutes remaining they've been caught on the break with no one back to cover...
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Christopher Swift as Reuben Thomas
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Ant McGinley as David Hall
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.
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Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:00.0 | A foolish move in a foolish moment for both sides. |
| 0:05.0 | Just about every player has been sucked into this mess, Victor. |
| 0:08.0 | Some of them seeing sense now it seems, but goodness me, come on. |
| 0:12.0 | Temposimma for now. |
| 0:14.0 | Scores temporarily settled as the players are pulled apart. |
| 0:19.0 | And it's given us a free kick to Leeds United. |
| 0:21.6 | And Jack Harrison takes it and pings it out to Raffinia on this near side. |
| 0:25.6 | Oh my. |
| 0:26.5 | And the Brazilian has an entire empty field to run into. |
| 0:30.2 | Ashwood City shirts are scrambling back towards their own goal. |
| 0:33.1 | Rufinia pumps on down the wing and Riviera slipped. |
| 0:44.3 | What the fuck? What the what the what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck the goal is gaping |
| 0:50.7 | open boxing mouths as don'tly part watches as for a finger. |
| 0:55.2 | Oh my goodness. |
| 0:56.1 | Oh, my word. |
| 1:03.9 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 1:10.4 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 1:11.8 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, |
| 1:14.4 | organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 1:18.1 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 1:20.5 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 1:22.2 | This is The Offensive. |
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