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This also outlines our commitment to sustainability.

As you all know, we back a number of projects globally that target carbon emissions, but also

falling rates of biodiversity, not just here in the UK, but around the world. All of our

travel is now carbon offset

as of this Premier League match week,

and we've even got our opponents at Chelsea

to agree to the same measures.

To make sure this initiative gets off to the strongest possible start.

I like it when he goes, whish, and he turns it on its side. What? I said, I like it when he goes whish and he turns it on its side.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

I said I like it when he goes like whish, you know?

When what?

When it goes whiz.

The helicopter.

Yeah, yeah, it's fucking great, isn't it?

We're nearly at Stamford Bridge.

What?

I said, are we nearly at Stanford Bridge, pal?

I don't know.

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