Episode 146 - Force Mature
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2022
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood City have rediscovered their form at the right time in the season. Next up, fellow sanctioned Premier League side Chelsea FC.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Yes, goal! |
| 0:02.7 | Another Premier League victory. |
| 0:05.3 | Running a football club can often take it out of you. |
| 0:07.9 | Let's keep going, team. |
| 0:09.3 | The big match is coming up. |
| 0:11.3 | Fortunately, I have a place where I can go to relax. |
| 0:15.0 | Broadleague Country Club offers an exclusive spa with a full treatment list. |
| 0:19.8 | Ah. |
| 0:24.8 | Ooh. exclusive spa with a full treatment list. But if that isn't your thing, we've got plenty of other options. |
| 0:29.3 | Swimming. |
| 0:31.7 | Tennis. |
| 0:33.3 | Golf. |
| 0:34.6 | Four! |
| 0:35.8 | Archery. |
| 0:40.9 | Bullseye. |
| 0:41.7 | Or why not take a stroll in the surrounding woodland? |
| 0:44.9 | Feel at one with nature in the local wildlife. |
| 0:48.1 | And after all that, |
| 0:49.5 | why not head to the award-winning restaurant |
| 0:51.3 | for some delicious local cuisine? |
| 0:54.0 | Mmm. |
| 0:54.9 | Ah, medium rare. |
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