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The Offensive

Episode 155 - A New Leaf

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2022

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Ashwood City Chairman Patrick Nolan and CEO Chris 'Woody' Woodall enjoy the facilities of Broadley Country Club. All is not as it seems, however, as Patrick confides in his Chief Executive.  



Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall



Episode written by:

Joel Emery


Edited by:

Adam Jarrell


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell 


Executive Producer:

Joel Emery



With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.


This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.


Listener discretion is advised.


The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



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Transcript

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0:00.0

Yes, goal! Another Premier League victory!

0:07.0

Running a football club can often take it out of you.

0:10.0

Let's keep going, team. The big match is coming up.

0:14.0

Fortunately, I have a place where I can go to relax.

0:17.0

Broadle-Country Club offers an exclusive spa with a full treatment list.

0:25.6

But if that isn't your thing, we've got plenty of other options.

0:32.0

Swimming.

0:34.5

Tennis.

0:36.2

Golf.

0:37.3

Four! Archery. Ah! tennis golf four

0:38.3

archery

0:39.3

bullsai

0:43.3

or why not take a stroll in the surrounding woodland

0:46.3

feel at one with nature in the local wildlife

0:49.3

and after all that why not head to the award-winning restaurant for some delicious local cuisine?

0:56.8

Mmm.

0:57.7

Ah, medium rare.

0:59.8

My favourite.

1:01.5

Broadly...

1:02.2

Warning.

1:04.7

This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

1:10.2

This is a work of fiction.

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