Episode 153 - 2022/2023 SEASON: The Nolan Era
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2022
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Premier League football returns as Ashwood City host Fulham at Dartley Park. Chairman Patrick Nolan M.B.E is eager to kick off the new era with a bang, whilst newly appointed C.E.O Chris 'Woody' Woodall concentrates on cleaning the mess left by Head Coach Eric Van Smit's antics at the end of last season.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Allon Sylvain as Eric Van Smit
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Kate Mason
Luke Moore
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.7 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:14.3 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:16.8 | Listener discretion is advised. This is The Offensive. |
| 0:20.0 | This is the offensive. |
| 0:35.6 | Jack Harrison takes it and pings it out to Raphina on this near side. |
| 0:36.5 | Oh my. |
| 0:40.1 | And the Brazilian has an entire empty field to run into. |
| 0:42.9 | Ashwin City shirts is cramling back towards their own goal. |
| 0:46.3 | Raffinia pumps on down the wig, and Riviera slipped. |
| 0:48.1 | The goal is gaping open. |
| 0:51.8 | Hots and mounds as Dauley Park watches as Rufina. |
| 0:53.1 | Oh my goodness! Oh my God, go! Oh my wife! |
| 0:57.0 | Eric Vann-Smith, the Afton City head coach, |
| 1:02.0 | has stormed onto the pitch and clattered into Raphina |
| 1:06.0 | as he was surely, surely going to level the circle, he's United. |
| 1:11.6 | Who's found some space on this right-hand side of the box. |
| 1:14.6 | Knocked it past Babbage, gets the ball in the box, Rivier reaches for it and misses. |
| 1:18.6 | Broome tries to head it away. |
| 1:20.6 | It falls to Jack Harrison with an open goal who has to score. |
| 1:24.6 | Harrison, and it's blocked on the line by William Van Jekyll. |
| 1:29.4 | And it's a pitch invasion of Darnley Park. |
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