Episode 151 - Finale: Part 1
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2022
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood City head into their final game of the 2021/22 season: a home tie against relegation battlers Leeds United. With a win Ashwood City would seal Champions League qualification for the first time in a generation.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Christopher Swift as Reuben Thomas
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Ant McGinley as David Hall
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:23.6 | What are you waiting for? |
| 0:24.6 | What's Dutch for knock-knuck? Who gives a fuck? |
| 0:26.8 | Just knocking his fucking door. |
| 0:29.0 | Didn't he say his door was always open? |
| 0:30.6 | That was a complaint. It wouldn't close. He locks it now. |
| 0:33.4 | All right. |
| 0:34.1 | Hinder! |
| 0:35.6 | Ah, yes. The chief executive and the director of the sports. |
| 0:41.4 | Aye, something like that. |
| 0:42.3 | How we feeling, Eric? |
| 0:44.2 | Very good. |
| 0:45.1 | Spunky. |
| 0:46.0 | Ah, lovely. |
| 0:47.1 | Always nice to hear you're feeling spunky. |
| 0:49.5 | That's the like you Stan Leone. |
| 0:50.7 | He is fit. |
| 0:51.6 | Ever so fit? |
| 0:52.7 | Fit is a Slovenian pigeon. Are Slovenian pigeons fit? |
| 0:57.4 | Ah yes, very much so. I'll take you a word for it. Eric, if you're happy with the team, I'm happy with |
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