Episode 145 - Business As Unusual
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2022
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Premier League football returns, as does a familiar face to Ashwood City Football Club...
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Christopher Swift as Reuben Thomas
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:22.4 | Scouts under under 23 staff, some technical staff. |
| 0:27.1 | Wait, wait, wait, scroll up. |
| 0:28.2 | What? |
| 0:28.8 | No, keep going, keep going. |
| 0:30.1 | Deep, what's he doing on the P-roll still? |
| 0:34.2 | We still pay him. |
| 0:37.2 | Why? Well, he is sacked, but his we still pay him. Why? |
| 0:37.7 | Well, he is sacked, but his contract still runs up to 2023. |
| 0:42.3 | Uh, I was hoping he'd get a new job by now and they'd buy out his contract, |
| 0:46.3 | but he's obviously just running it down and taking the cash. |
| 0:51.6 | Well, I'm calling him. |
| 0:53.7 | Are you serious? |
| 0:55.3 | You got any other ideas? |
| 0:56.9 | Uh... |
| 0:58.1 | No. |
| 1:00.2 | No. |
| 1:01.7 | Well then. |
| 1:03.3 | I'm calling him. |
| 1:07.9 | Hey, it's Woody. |
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