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The Offensive

Episode 149 - Bid Adieu

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2022

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Anaheim Sports Group are finalising the sale of 55% of Ashwood City to Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan, making him the outright owner of the club. As well as Anaheim Sports Group, Manchester City are also in town as Ashwood look to remain in the race for Champions League qualification.



Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate



Episode written by:

Joel Emery


Edited by:

Joel Emery


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell 


Executive Producer:

Joel Emery



With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.


This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.


Listener discretion is advised.


The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



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Transcript

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0:00.0

Do, do, do...

0:03.5

Bampa!

0:07.1

Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! Bampa!

0:09.9

Okay, enough Rasmataz!

0:12.8

But it's not every day a new scratch card drops.

0:15.0

With the new set for five years scratch card from the National Lottery,

0:19.3

you could win five grand a month, every month,

0:21.8

for five years. Pick up yours in store today and get scratching. Search Dream big place

0:27.1

mall. Rules procedures and game specific rules apply. Place must be 18 or over. Warning, this

0:33.3

podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of

0:39.3

fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely

0:45.0

coincidental. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is

0:50.9

the offensive. Well not that Riviere is in a rush to take this

0:58.7

But VAR are just going to have a look here

1:01.4

You know, I did think for a moment

1:04.0

I'm not just saying that, I did think for a moment

1:05.9

That Gabriel Jaisus looked like he was dragged down

1:08.9

Like it wasn't a natural fall, It looked like he was dragged down.

1:12.1

The VAR team could well feel the same as the check goes on.

1:16.1

There's the delivery and you can just see their hand on the shoulder from Vassos.

1:20.7

And oh, a big, big shape pull there from Captain Keir and Brum.

1:25.0

Oh dear me.

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