Episode 159 - Lever Pitch: Part Two
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2022
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
It's the day of the funeral for Queen Elizabeth II. In a momentous occasion for both the club and country, an opportunistic Patrick Nolan decides to showcase Dartley Park to a potential buyer.
The Offensive will return after the International Break.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Thomas Mitchells as Simon Napier-Fox
Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.2 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:21.5 | Booted clear once more by Vassos. Ashwood City try and clear their lines. |
| 0:25.9 | Eric Vansmith screams from the dugout to get his players moving and closing down. |
| 0:30.5 | Look, they don't need to anymore. |
| 0:37.1 | The unfranchised, the unlikely, the unruly have undone the |
| 0:41.3 | have undone the Spanish giants. |
| 0:44.3 | The armada of the world's finest challenge sunk and routed in their own waters. |
| 0:51.3 | Look, Ashwood City are a mighty, mighty force. |
| 0:55.1 | Okufo, Kevin, Luna, Vassos, Bru. |
| 0:59.2 | These are top, top, top players. |
| 1:01.8 | But nobody expected this tonight to come into the Champions League |
| 1:06.4 | and snatch and smash and grab and call and tear and lick three points off these lot is staggering |
| 1:15.5 | and huge credit to these boys. Eddie Van Smick is back at the wheel, Peter. He certainly is Billy. |
| 1:23.1 | What a moment for him. What a moment for Ashwood City, and what a moment for those fans there. |
| 1:28.8 | It finishes at the new camp. |
| 1:31.1 | Barcelona Nill, Ashwood City One. |
| 1:37.9 | In Harrison, give her medicine, in medicine, because he came. The hearty king The heart of death |
| 1:47.0 | The heart we keep |
| 1:49.0 | The childless Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, see you later, Woody. |
| 2:21.9 | Yes, hello, it's Patrick Nolan, MBE. |
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