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The Offensive

Episode 150 - All Good Things Come To A Friend

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2022

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Patrick Nolan MBE has secured full ownership of the club as Ashwood City thrash Norwich and set up a tantalising final pair of fixtures against Brighton and Leeds. The new takeover however has a final few tweaks to the personnel before completion.


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate


Additional voices:

Nalan Burgess


Episode written by:

Joel Emery


Edited by:

Joel Emery


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell 


Executive Producer:

Joel Emery


With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.


This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.


Listener discretion is advised. The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



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Transcript

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0:00.0

This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:06.3

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental.

0:13.9

This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive.

0:24.0

Kevin Stan. discretion is advised. This is the offensive. Kevin stands over the free kick, as does Broome, as does Luna. The Argentine fancies it.

0:29.0

Oh wow. Oh wow. The boy with magic in his boots. David Luna makes it Ashwood City

0:37.0

1. Norick Civon. V Luna makes it Ashwood City 1.

0:38.1

Norwich City. Nile.

0:38.3

Vatsos cleave it up field.

0:39.4

Oh, Grant Hamley has slipped.

0:41.1

Kevin runs through.

0:41.8

He's got a Kufo won the overlap.

0:43.1

Doesn't use him.

0:44.2

Overton, Krull.

0:44.9

It's 2-0.

0:47.2

Dean Smith shakes his head.

0:49.9

Eric Van Smith punches the air,

0:52.0

and Ashwood City are taking Norwich City apart here. To Broome.

0:55.0

Broom gets it out of his feet.

0:56.0

Has a go off the post and then off a Cuffo.

0:59.0

That's three.

1:00.0

Right place, right time.

1:02.0

Very tidy little pass a move from Kevin to Gustavo.

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