meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Offensive

Episode 144 - From Russia with Love

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2022

⏱️ 22 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

An unprecedented sanction has hit Ashwood City Football Club following the exposure of Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan's links to problematic Russian investment. With tight restrictions and panic setting in, Patrick must ensure he can get the UK government to ease the ruling.



Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton



Episode written by:

Joel Emery


Edited by:

Joel Emery


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell 


Executive Producer:

Joel Emery



With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.


This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.


Listener discretion is advised.


The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Did someone call the police?

0:04.0

What are you doing here? Get this man out of here immediately.

0:07.0

Commissioner Warren, as Chief Inspector of City of London Police, I'd like to introduce you to my newest recruit.

0:12.0

Lead...

0:13.0

Oh, sorry.

0:14.0

No, you go.

0:15.0

Were you going to introduce me?

0:16.0

I thought... No, no, no, you say it.

0:18.0

No, it's just going to go lead detective Frederick Abiline. You said I should't know. You say it. No, it's just going to go lead detective Frederick Ameline. You said I should introduce you.

0:22.1

Yeah, but I was going to do my name.

0:24.2

Remember, we sit in the car.

0:25.6

Enough.

0:27.9

Jackie the Ripper Season 2.

0:31.3

Coming to all podcast platforms on Monday the 28th of March.

0:47.7

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:49.2

This is a work of fiction.

0:55.4

Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental.

0:57.8

This podcast is protected under copyright.

0:59.6

Listener discretion is advised.

1:01.5

This is The Offensive.

1:05.8

But look, I have questions.

1:07.3

What sort of questions?

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from 2018/19 Season, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of 2018/19 Season and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.