Episode 158 - Lever Pitch: Part One
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 12 September 2022
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
It's a momentous day in Ashwood City's history as they travel to the Nou Camp to take on Barcelona in the UEFA Champions League... The historic occasion is somewhat spoiled by a deepening financial crisis at the club.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber
Christopher Swift as Reuben Thomas
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Darcey Ferguson
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, |
| 0:10.2 | organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:16.4 | Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:27.9 | Incredible, isn't it? |
| 0:32.4 | Always wondered when I'd see this breaking news, you know. |
| 0:37.6 | You just think someone's got a few more years in them and then, puff, they're gone. |
| 0:39.5 | Just like that. |
| 0:45.0 | I always hated the cump personally, so I'm glad Tuchel's gone, but still. |
| 0:46.7 | What are you going to pack for Barcelona? |
| 0:47.8 | What? |
| 0:49.4 | What are you going to pack for Barcelona? |
| 0:51.7 | Some fucking clean undies and a toothbrush. |
| 0:53.0 | No, what are you fuck off, I'm busy. |
| 0:54.5 | You're not going to dress smart? |
| 0:55.8 | Colin, for fuck see. It's our first champion's league fixture. |
| 0:57.6 | Fucking Barcelona, man. |
| 0:58.9 | I know this, Colin. |
| 1:00.0 | I'm in the middle of fucking arranging it. |
| 1:01.7 | Now, please... |
| 1:02.0 | Are you gotta say new camp or camp new? |
| 1:03.9 | For fuck sake. |
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