Episode 188 - The Final Finale: Part 2
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2023
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
The fate of the club and its staff hang in the balance as 5 years of mismanagement and greed come home to roost.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Joel Emery as Dan Watson
Matthew Malthouse as Tom Beattie
Additional Voices:
Natalie Green
Joel Emery
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:21.4 | Hey, you can't just... |
| 0:23.2 | Hey, that's mine. That's mine. |
| 0:25.2 | And I'm an independent administrator. |
| 0:26.9 | That is my property. |
| 0:28.3 | And you are trespassing at Ashwood City football. |
| 0:32.8 | What do you? |
| 0:33.3 | Tom, pal, we're coming in now. |
| 0:34.5 | What floor? What's going on? |
| 0:35.6 | Every fucking floor. There's about 20 of them. |
| 0:37.9 | Jesus, fucking ill. |
| 0:39.4 | Do you know what they... |
| 0:40.3 | Tom? Tom. |
| 0:42.0 | For fuck's sake. |
| 0:43.1 | My pass isn't fucking working. |
| 0:45.3 | Well, that's because you pissed off to some fucking soft life and software for soft fucking cunts. |
| 0:49.8 | Give it here. |
| 0:50.5 | Why are you so tanned? |
| 0:51.9 | I went on a silent retreat. |
| 0:54.1 | Really? Yep. |
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