Episode 166 - The Damned Re-United: Part 2
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2022
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
As the Premier League fixtures wrap up before the World Cup break, Ashwood City owner Patrick Nolan is still trying to secure the services of Mauricio Pochettino. Meanwhile, the players await their international call-ups, and the club bids farewell to Chief Player Liaison Officer, Theo Clinton.
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Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Ant McGinley as David Hall
Esmonde Cole as Kyle Francis Clark
Additional Voices:
Darcey Ferguson
Adam Jarrell
Joel Emery
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity
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| 0:00.0 | Do, do, do... |
| 0:03.5 | Bampa! |
| 0:07.1 | Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! |
| 0:09.9 | Okay, enough Rasmataz! |
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| 0:27.1 | mall. Rules procedures and game specific rules apply. Place must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work |
| 0:39.1 | of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely |
| 0:45.0 | coincidental. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is |
| 0:50.9 | the offensive. Hi, Mac. It's me. Um, This is The Offensive. |
| 0:58.0 | Hi Mac, it's me. Just, you call me back, yeah. |
| 1:02.0 | I've got Theo's leaving thing tonight |
| 1:05.0 | and, you know, despite it being Theo, it's actually going to be busy. |
| 1:09.0 | So, yeah, I need an update on Parch. Uh, would be good to |
| 1:13.7 | share with the staff and, um, yep. All right, call me. Does this dress make me look like a psychopath? |
| 1:22.2 | No, no, I think it's more the eyes and the general tone of voice. Who is that on the phone? |
| 1:27.6 | Oh, just, uh, just checking in with Theo, you know, seeing what time he wants us there. |
| 1:31.2 | I brought a few pairs of shoes round to try on. |
| 1:34.0 | Can you just give me your initial thoughts on them with the outfit? |
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