Episode 183 - Hove is where the Heart is
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2023
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
As the financial cuts deepen, Ashwood City are barely keeping the league form together at the most important stage of the season. Chief-Executive Jess Tate and Chairman Sir Patrick Nolan finally discuss the fallout from administration.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Matthew Malthouse as Tom Beattie
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Fly Emirates and experience the magic of Dubai this march. You can enjoy drinks by the pool, |
| 0:06.7 | dine alfresco all day, relax at the beach and swim in warm waters or head into the desert for big adventures. |
| 0:14.7 | And because this march is Ramadan, there's even more to enjoy with grand buffets, music festivals and more. |
| 0:21.6 | This is a city that's full of surprises. |
| 0:24.7 | Book your Dubai getaway now. |
| 0:26.9 | Fly Emirates, fly better. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.7 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:40.0 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.3 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.8 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.5 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:54.6 | Well, that shot of the dugout says it all, doesn't it, Billy? |
| 0:58.5 | Goodness me, just a bit, Peter. |
| 1:01.1 | Guardiola and the gang all smiles, strutting through the technical area. |
| 1:06.5 | Contrast with the huddled bodies of Dan Watson, Chris Well and Chris Woodall, |
| 1:11.1 | deep in consultation with one another. |
| 1:14.4 | Yeah, probably wondering how they're only one-neill down. |
| 1:17.4 | Well, yes, it has been somewhat of an onslaught, |
| 1:20.4 | particularly in this second half city, Manchester that is, |
| 1:23.9 | already recording 27 shots. |
| 1:27.1 | And we've still got another half hour to go. |
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