Episode 172 - Deadline Day: Part 2
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2023
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
A seismic day in the history of Ashwood City Football Club has arrived as the severe financial crisis, internal disputes, player disharmony and firesale of key team members comes to a head on a tumultuous Deadline Day.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Joel Emery as Dan Watson
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Christopher Swift as Reuben Thomas
Additional voices by
Darcey Ferguson
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell and Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:19.4 | This is the offensive. |
| 0:35.2 | The article's out on the athletic website. Then we've done a Twitter thread summary. We've got to verify a few the numbers, |
| 0:39.3 | and my editors wants to know a bit more info about your position, |
| 0:43.0 | just so he knows the whistleblower has access to the highest level info at the club. |
| 0:47.5 | Do you what I mean? |
| 0:51.0 | I gave you everything you need. |
| 0:53.5 | You fuck off man |
| 0:54.6 | What did he say? |
| 0:58.9 | He wants to know if I'm the real fucking deal or nah |
| 1:01.5 | What did you say? |
| 1:03.1 | You were there Rubin man |
| 1:04.1 | I said to fuck off |
| 1:05.2 | Come in |
| 1:06.0 | Collino, Luna deal's nearly done |
| 1:08.1 | They're faffing with payment options |
| 1:09.6 | So shut them down when they call through, all right? |
| 1:12.1 | Oh, great. |
| 1:12.9 | Sell her best fucking player. |
| 1:14.4 | Cheers, thanks, Woody. |
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