Episode 171 - Deadline Day: Part 1
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
The departure of Brazilian striker Kevin brings about yet more protests at The Credit Master Stadium. Despite a decent run of form in the league, the Ashwood CIty hierarchy find themselves locked in the offices, for their own safety.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Joel Emery as Dan Watson
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:19.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:27.7 | Sorry about that, pal. |
| 0:32.0 | Call Raphael and tell him his cunt of a client David Lunar is for sale. |
| 0:33.4 | I'm going to speak to David now. |
| 0:36.4 | Ola David, come o'estas. |
| 0:38.3 | So you're in to post, pal. You're fined a month's wages. |
| 0:39.3 | Bye-bye. |
| 0:40.3 | Angelo! |
| 0:41.3 | Angelo Vasos! |
| 0:43.3 | How are you, pal? |
| 0:44.3 | Listen, I've seen your scan, and I've seen the fact you're in Greece on holiday. |
| 0:48.3 | You're find a month's wages. |
| 0:50.3 | You're up for sale until your agent you breach your contract |
| 0:53.3 | and that you're on |
| 0:54.4 | very, very fucking shaky legal ground. Mr. Akufo, I know, I know, I'm hard to get hold up, |
| 1:01.9 | but here's the bottom line. You're not getting a new contract. All right, pal? You're on |
| 1:06.4 | 300k a week as it is. So good luck finding someone in the space of two weeks. |
| 1:11.5 | Need any help finding suitors? I can hurry you out. No problem, pal. Just ask. |
| 1:16.4 | Hello, Kieran. Permission granted. You're up for sale, pal. All the fucking best. The Credit Master Stadium has been lively tonight |
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