Episode 185 - Everton v Ashwood City
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2023
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
It's Matchday 37 in the Premier League and we join Peter Reynolds and Billy Richards for Everton v Ashwood City at Goodison Park.
Voices by: Joel Emery
Episode written by: Joel Emery
Executive Producer: Joel Emery
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| 0:00.0 | Well, whoever thought we'd see this, two sides, neither of which have been relegated from the Premier League, face one another in the fading embers of the 2022-23 campaign. |
| 0:13.0 | Everton sit 19th with just 29 points, three points from safety, with just two games remaining. |
| 0:22.0 | Ashwood City could seal their fate today. |
| 0:25.1 | 18th place, a remarkable rally in this second half of the season, level on points with |
| 0:30.4 | Leach United in 17th, a win here today and the Superwhite have done it. |
| 0:36.0 | Mathematical certainty will guarantee them survival |
| 0:38.9 | going into their final day clash with West Ham United |
| 0:41.6 | at the Creditmaster. |
| 0:43.8 | They can check out early here, begin the rebuild, |
| 0:47.5 | look to new investment and the brighter future. |
| 0:50.9 | Or they continue their perilous dangle |
| 0:53.6 | over one of the steepest, most treacherous drops in world football. |
| 0:58.5 | Alongside me today at Goodersen Park is a favoured son of this fair city. |
| 1:03.1 | Billy Richards, how are we today, Billy? |
| 1:05.3 | Oh, I'm fired up beaters. I'm sure 22 of those lads are out there today. |
| 1:10.5 | You said it at the start. |
| 1:12.2 | Who ever thought we'd be here, honestly? |
| 1:15.0 | We're talking about Ashwood City Football Club |
| 1:17.8 | and Everton Football Club. |
| 1:20.1 | These are giants, not just of English football, |
| 1:23.6 | but of European football. |
| 1:25.7 | Yes, they've had their troubles. |
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