Episode 184 - Council Culture
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2023
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
Off the back of a 4-0 defeat to Manchester United, Ashwood City need a result on the pitch. Meanwhile, a decision by a local magistrate gives them a result off the pitch.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Matthew Malthouse as Tom Beattie
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Thomas Mitchells
Jemma Revell
Lauren Hall
Adam Jarrell
Michael Lyons
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:07.6 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:16.4 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:18.1 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:22.5 | Hello. Hello. |
| 0:26.1 | Hello, my darling. |
| 0:29.1 | Hello, we're here to register the birth of this little one. |
| 0:32.4 | You are. |
| 0:33.6 | You. |
| 0:34.9 | Hello, gorgeous one. |
| 0:36.0 | You're going to say a hello back. |
| 0:39.1 | He's dressed for the occasion. Oh, look at the little booties. |
| 0:42.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:43.9 | Okay, you go take a seat and we'll get this lovely little lad registered right away. |
| 0:48.6 | Oh, thank you so much. |
| 0:49.8 | What a cutie. |
| 0:50.8 | Thank you. Come on then you. Come on my little buddy, my on, my little buddy. My little buddy buddy, buddy. Who's my little buddy, buddy, that's it. |
| 0:58.7 | Excuse me. Sorry. Oh, uh, no problem. Sorry. |
| 1:02.8 | Um, there's, go. Where's he going? Where's he going? Peekaboo. |
| 1:07.0 | Peekaboo. Pika boo. |
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