Episode 168 - Super Trooper
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 2 January 2023
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
A new year, and a new beginning for Ashwood City, as the second Dan Watson era gets underway with a visit from fellow Premier League strugglers Everton.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Joel Emery as Dan Watson
Ant McGinley as David Hall
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the sun. |
| 0:52.3 | Shine, a-na-ma... Like the sun I shine |
| 0:55.0 | A number |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah, |
| 0:59.0 | Number one |
| 1:01.0 | Number two more like |
| 1:04.0 | Super trooper |
| 1:06.0 | Like you're gonna find |
| 1:08.0 | What? |
| 1:10.0 | They're bringing out Dan You You're fucking missing it. |
| 1:12.6 | This is a men's toilet. |
| 1:14.6 | Ugh, I've seen it all before. |
| 1:16.6 | Sorry, in what nightmarish scenario have you seen me go for a shit? |
| 1:20.6 | Can you please hurry up? |
| 1:22.6 | Oh yeah, sure, I'll just shit quicker for Dan Watson, shall I? |
| 1:26.6 | That wasn't in his contract, all right. |
| 1:30.0 | Jess? |
| 1:31.5 | Jess, you're still there? |
| 1:39.3 | Ashwood City Football Club were one of the founding members of the Football League in 1888. |
| 1:45.1 | Today, they compete in England's top flight and remain one of only a handful of clubs to have never been |
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