Episode 175 - Nude Awakening
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2023
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
A day in the life of Ashwood City is interrupted by a protestor, who aims his fury at Club Chairman Sir Patrick Nolan.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Adam Jarrell
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is The Offensive. |
| 0:37.7 | Hey, Wellie. Hi, mate. |
| 0:43.0 | Just before you head into the office, we've got a bit of an issue at the training ground. |
| 0:44.0 | Ah, right. |
| 0:47.0 | It's not more debt collectors, is it? |
| 0:47.7 | No, no, it's not. |
| 0:49.9 | We can't get in. |
| 0:51.3 | Well, it's 8 o'clock, mate. |
| 0:52.6 | You should have been in an hour ago. |
| 0:57.7 | I know, but there's a man, a nude, naked man. |
| 0:58.8 | Right. |
| 1:02.6 | And he's chained himself to the training ground gates. |
| 1:03.7 | What? |
| 1:05.3 | He says he's not leaving. |
| 1:06.6 | I don't know what to do. |
| 1:07.9 | Oh, fuck. |
| 1:09.6 | Fucking fuck's sake. |
| 1:10.1 | Right? Fuck it, I'm on my way. Yeah. Ah, fuck, fucking fuck's sake, right? |
| 1:12.2 | Fuck it, I'm on my way. |
| 1:22.9 | Ashwood City Football Club were one of the founding members of the Football League in 1888. |
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