Episode 169 - Mixing Business with Pleasure (Beach)
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood City take on SkyBet Championship side Blackpool in the Third Round of the FA Cup. Before the game, Chief Executive Chris 'Woody' Woodall takes Club Chairman Patrick Nolan to Blackpool Pleasure Beach.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Joel Emery as Dan Watson
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:07.6 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:16.4 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:18.1 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:19.6 | This is the offensive. |
| 0:37.2 | Anderson's right. He's rolling down and he won't. |
| 0:38.3 | The Stovac will lift it over greater. |
| 0:40.3 | Ashwood City of Nicked it. |
| 0:44.3 | Under the lights at Selhurst Park and Dan Watson's face says it all. |
| 0:50.3 | Daniel Watson, that was quite something, wasn't it? |
| 0:54.9 | Great night, great character from the boys to go one-nil down so early with a goal like that |
| 1:01.9 | and having that VAR mess just before half-time. |
| 1:06.3 | It takes a lot to rally yourself and get your head back in the game and find a way. |
| 1:13.1 | And that's exactly what we did tonight. |
| 1:14.5 | And I couldn't be more proud of them. |
| 1:16.1 | You're not able to name a full bench tonight. |
| 1:19.1 | Is that an availability issue at the club? |
| 1:21.8 | Yes and no. |
| 1:22.7 | A couple of lads not ready. |
| 1:24.5 | That is what it is. |
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