93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Originally Aired August 29, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 August 2025

Originally Aired August 28, 2025: The best orgasm/fart/karate mashup you've ever heard. Operation Welcome to this Century. Everything you've ever wanted to know about calling 1-900 sex lines.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 August 2025

Originally Aired August 27, 2025: Description: KARE 11's Janel Klein joins us for the WHOLE show. Imaginary motorbikes. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hardened hogs.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 August 2025

Originally Aired August 26, 2025: Former Twins All-Star Glen Perkins. KARE 11's Janel Klein and world-class entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you ever wanted to know about the poop suitcases.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 August 2025

Originally Aired August 25, 2025: Recap of a great weekend with the Brother/Sisterhood. What the WEIRD kid in your school did. Everything you ever wanted to know about the latest 93X Half-Assed Morning Show Border Bash in St Croix.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 August 2025

Our cop friends Captain Gordon Shank and Lt Mike Lee. The Packer suck. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what they like to eat in Forest Lake. Originally aired Friday, August 22, 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 August 2025

Originally Aired August 20, 2025: Legendary wrestling tag team the Hardy Boyz in-studio. KARE 11's Janel Klein stopped by. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Cubby's brand new glasses.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 August 2025

Originally Aired August 19, 2025: Former Twins All-Star Glen Perkins. KARE 11's Janel Klein and world-class entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Copsicle.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 August 2025

Originally Aired August 18, 2025: The Official Baby of the Half-Assed Morning Show is here. Dr P Jesus answers your medical questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about excessive nipple puss.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 August 2025

Originally Aired August 15, 2025: World record pork sword. Glue poisoning. Everything you wanna know about getting your eye jelly sucked out. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 August 2025

Originally Aired August 14, 2025: Tractor on tractor crime. You better watch out, or the well-hung insects will get you! Everything you wanna know about being an unhygienic, disgusting human-being. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 August 2025

Originally Aired August 13, 2025: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's horsey-man! Corrina wants to speak to your manager. Everything you wanna know about operation bear claw. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 August 2025

Originally Aired August 12, 2025: Criminal Defense Attorney Ryan Pacyga answers legal questions. Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna know about ketchup smoothies. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 August 2025

Originally Aired August 11, 2025: You can't spell Mississippi without STD. Bare-assets. Everything you wanna know about breast milk ice cream. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 August 2025

Originally Aired August 8, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Nick and Josh are going for gold in the Senior Games. Everything you wanna know about the artificial intelligence takeover.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 August 2025

Originally Aired August 7, 2025: Happy Birthday Jalen Hurts. Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Everything you wanna know about penis filler.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 August 2025

Originally Aired August 6, 2025: 🥐🔒. Green dildo epidemic. Everything you wanna know about feeding your pets to zoo animals.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 August 2025

Originally Aired August 5, 2025: Trouser-less tweaking. Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna know about the 2025 fall Booze Cruise. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 August 2025

Originally Aired August 4, 2025: Dr P Jesus answers your health questions. Smokey the Bear is under attack. Everything you ever wanted to know about hotel hallway pizza. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 August 2025

Originally Aired August 1, 2025: All of the tarantulas are having all of the sex. The radioactive wasps are coming. Everything you wanna know about the most hated foods in America.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 August 2025

Originally Aired July 31, 2025: Fisherman fights. Put your shirt back on, for cripes sake. Everything you wanna know about the coolest snake catcher that ever lived. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 July 2025

Originally Aired July 30, 2025: Your local library is under a cyberattack. I hear the drums echoing tonight. Everything you wanna know about calling Ashley the wrong name in bed. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2025

Originally Aired July 29, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein and Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna know about the yellow blast-mobile.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 July 2025

Originally Aired July 28, 2025: Freeze branding. Red panda wake up call. Everything you wanna know about the greatest action heroes.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 July 2025

Originally Aired July 25, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Remembering Hulk Hogan. Everything you wanna know about Broast Out Cancer at the Wayzata American Legion.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2025

Originally Aired July 24, 2025: Hot-headed hooligans. Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Everything you wanna know about Weeden Prairie.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2025

Originally Aired July 23, 2025: Rock sock attack. SIKE! Everything you've ever wanted to know about how gorgeous you are... NOT!  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2025

Originally Aired July 22, 2025: Terrible, awful, and hurtful bald shaming. The bald shaming. Everything you wanna know about swinger camps.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2025

Originally Aired July 21, 2025: Doctor P answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Roll your windows up, you trash human beings. Everything you wanna know about a disappearing fire truck.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2025

Originally Aired July 18, 2025: ESPN play-by-play pimp Clay Matvick. Coldplay made two new singles. Everything you wanna know about flair-play.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 July 2025

Originally Aired July 17, 2025: Rent a Grandma. Orgy at the Montessori. Everything you wanna know about leaving your spouse for one meeeellion dollars.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2025

Originally Aired July 16, 2025: Someone punched a horse. Running into your teacher at an unusual place. Everything you wanna know about the Double Dutch Rudder.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2025

Originally Aired July 15, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna know about patch me up beers.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2025

Originally Aired July 14, 2025: Act like a bitch, get treated like a bitch. Baby on board. Everything you wanna know about Ashley's sex playlist.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 July 2025

Originally Aired July 11, 2025: Members of the MN State Patrol answer cop questions. Attack of the killer lawn mowers. Everything you wanna know about buying your very own crack houses.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 July 2025

Originally Aired July 10, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Spending unnecessary amounts of money on your pets. Everything you wanna know about nano-bots.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2025

Originally Aired July 9, 2025: Choking on a bone. Too high to function. Everything you wanna know about Loser 1, Loser 2 and Loser 3. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2025

Originally Aired July 8, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna about terroristic threats.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 July 2025

Originally Aired July 7, 2025: Let's all go down to the G-Spot. Who's the toddler with the sippy cup? Everything you wanna know about getting a boner at a coffee shop.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 July 2025

Originally Aired July 3, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2025

Originally Aired July 2, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2025

Originally Aired July 1, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2025

Originally Aired June 30, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 June 2025

Originally Aired June 27, 2025: Don't pass out with your mouth open. Pull my finger. Everything you wanna know about sacrificing things to the lake gods. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2025

Originally Aired June 26, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Herpes roulette. Everything you wanna know about a 200-year-old condom. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2025

Originally Aired June 25, 2025: Screen Divorce. Your nightmares are trying to kill you! Everything you wanna know about club E11EVEN. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2025

Originally Aired June 24, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Porn parties. Everything you wanna know about Cool Mom Syndrome.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 June 2025

Originally Aired June 23, 2025: BEES! The Cuck King has been crowned. Everything you wanna know about learning life skills from social media. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 June 2025

Originally Aired June 20, 2025: Drunk camel rides. Skipper. Everything you've ever wanted to know about heavily soiled monkey diapers.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 June 2025

Originally Aired June 19, 2025: TV star Janel Klein. Faribault Flatliners  Everything you've ever wanted to know about when you're going to die. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2025