93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Originally Aired May 23, 2025: Break out the leather, it's sex cabin weather. Master Baiter. Everything you wanna know about parrot chlamydia.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 May 2025

Originally Aired May 22, 2025: Our Slutty Era. The Weenie 500. Everything you wanna know about getting stabbed with a fork. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2025

Originally Aired May 21, 2025: Drug-smuggling cat. Flirting is my superpower. Everything you wanna know about your dad's 22-year-old girlfriend. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2025

Originally Aired May 20, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about The "Why Not" Lounge. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2025

Originally Aired May 19, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Unrealistic and ridiculous movie tropes. Everything you wanna know about monks on meth.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2025

Originally Aired May 16, 2025: Faces of death. MN State Patrol Lt. Mike "Icy Hot" Lee. Everything you wanna know about yarn makeup.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2025

Originally Aired May 15, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Grow up and ENOUGH with the handjobs! Everything you wanna know about being naked in a display shed. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2025

Originally Aired May 14, 2025: A member of HAMS has been arrested. Red Panda is in town! Everything you wanna know about a fatal fight with a kangaroo. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2025

Originally Aired May 13, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about Russian grannies falling from the sky. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2025

Originally Aired May 12, 2025: Cowasaki. Adult temper tantrums. Everything you wanna know about how being boring can get you fired.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 May 2025

Originally Aired May 9, 2025: Attack of the nachos. We love YOUR mother. Everything you wanna know how hooking up at the Zombie Pub Crawl.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2025

Originally Aired May 8, 2025: Drunk uncle vs cocaine bear vs meth raccoon. Mutual manipulation. Everything you wanna know about sexual geography. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2025

Originally Aired May 7, 2025: Criminal Defense Attorney Ryan Pacyga. The Devil made me do it. Everything you wanna know about what your kids are doing on the internet. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2025

Originally Aired May 6, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you wanna know about why summer SUCKS! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2025

Originally Aired May 5, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions. Dad in the streets, daddy in the sheets. Everything you wanna know about canned urine.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 May 2025

Originally Aired May 2, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2025

Originally Aired May 1, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2025

Originally Aired April 30, 2025: All-time NHL great Mike Modano. You can't put bowling balls on a Chihuahua. Everything you wanna know about Manzardo for your nardos. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2025

Originally Aired April 29, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Childhood flexes. Everything you wanna know about dildos in bathrooms.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2025

Originally Aired April 28, 2025: How to tell if your dog is dead. Dumb reasons people have gotten famous. Everything you wanna know about jumping through glass to avoid an argument.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 April 2025

Originally Aired April 25, 2025: Got bleach? Lab-grown human meat. Everything you wanna know about being an AMERICAN!  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 April 2025

Originally Aired April 24, 2025: Minnesota Wild Forward Marcus Foligno. Anti-violence rally turns violent. Everything you wanna know about unhinged sports parents. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2025

Originally Aired April 23, 2025: It might as well be a bullseye. The creepiest set of twins on planet earth. Everything you wanna know about behaviors that should be labeled as a mental illness.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2025

Originally Aired April 22, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Comedian C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about being kicked out of concerts and ball games. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2025

Dr. P Jesus answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Vigilante Jones. Everything you wanna know about speed vacuuming. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Monday, April 21, 2025.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 April 2025

Originally Aired April 18, 2025: Stealing from a dead man. Easter eggs in your grandma's vibrator drawer. Everything you wanna know about the longest minute of your life.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 April 2025

Originally Aired April 17, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. Dana checked out Janel's package. Everything you wanna know about what sounds easy, but isn't.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2025

Originally Aired April 16, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Driveway pirates. Everything you wanna know about bone-nerds.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2025

Originally Aired April 15, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Comedian C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about the movie quotes that have defined generations.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2025

Originally Aired April 14, 2025: HAMS action figures. Huffing dirty socks. Everything you wanna know about wiener juice.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 April 2025

Originally Aired April 11, 2025: Things 93X listeners would trade their kids for. Kawasaki Clown. Everything you ever wanna know about "totally super freaking out."  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 April 2025

Originally Aired April 10, 2025: Skull crusher. Skinny Privilege. Everything you wanna know about GETTING YELLED AT WHILE YOU'RE AT WORK! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2025

Originally Aired April 9, 2025: Minnesota Wild Marcus Foligno. Celebrities that look like they smell bad. Everything you wanna know about women getting stuck in manholes. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2025

Originally Aired April 8, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Comedian C. Willi Myles & KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you wanna know about jumping the Easter bunny. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2025

Originally Aired April 7, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers medical questions. Surprise live stream sex show. Everything you wanna know about your kid eating grandpa.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 April 2025

Originally Aired April 4, 2025: A turd where a turd shouldn't be. Cheating bastards. Everything you wanna know about being bricked up.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 April 2025

Originally Aired April 3, 2025: Where is Eduardo? Tongue Jenga. Everything you wanna know about Tamagotchi vape pens. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2025

Originally Aired April 2, 2025: DWC... Driving While Caffeinated. Survey says you're worried right now. Everything you wanna know about falling asleep behind the wheel. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2025

Originally Aired April 1, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Comedian C. Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about using diarrhea as a defense.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2025

Originally Aired March 31, 2025: Whoever controls the feces, controls the world. The grossest but most adorable couple habits. Everything you wanna know about the Humanzee Experiment. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 March 2025

Originally Aired March 28, 2025: Stone Cold Stunny-moon. Burn me when you want a BJ. Everything you wanna know about breast milk ice cream. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 March 2025

Originally Aired March 27, 2025: Twins Opener. There's a man under your bed. Everything you wanna know about $13,000 dollar panties.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2025

Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Waiting in line to meet famous people. Everything you wanna know about getting herpes from drinking water. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 March 2025

Originally Aired March 25, 2025: AEW tag team Top Flight in-studio. Former Minnesota Twins All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna know about being fisted by your girlfriend.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2025

Originally Aired March 24, 2025: Doctor P answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Must-see mugshot hottie. Everything you wanna know about hazing going too far. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 March 2025

Originally Aired March 21, 2025: Advancements in manscaping. Tattoozzz... Everything you wanna know about the most iconic best friend trios in movie and television history. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 March 2025

Originally Aired March 20, 2025: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea. Boner Coffee. Everything you wanna know about gorping statues.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2025

Originally Aired March 19, 2025: Men hiding hobbies from their bros. I'd rather be fooled by a kiss than be kissed by a fool. Everything you wanna know about everyone's favorite backyard games!  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2025

Originally Aired March 18, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. National Awkward Day. Everything you wanna know about selling human toes. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2025

Originally Aired March 17, 2025: Monkey break-ins. Stolen lap dances. Everything you wanna know about where people have gotten their asses kicked.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 March 2025