Double Dong Dog
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2026
⏱️ 147 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired May 29, 2026: Coke-tex. Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Everything you wanna know about how trashy you are.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to our favorite listeners. |
| 0:01.6 | That's the podcast listeners I'm talking about. |
| 0:03.5 | It's Dana here, and I'm a smart club member of standard heating and air conditioning, and it's a good thing I am because my air conditioning unit is older than I am. I had a tune-up recently in the text that the thing belongs in a museum. That's just how good standard is. They can take a unit from the 70s and keep her humming summer after summer. right now you can save 35 bucks on an AC tune-up or double your savings is 70 bucks off when you add your furnace. |
| 0:26.6 | Don't wait. Get ahead of things. |
| 0:28.9 | Procrastination can be fun, but the feeling of checking something off your list is much better. |
| 0:33.1 | Scheduled by June 15th at standardheating.com and get her done. |
| 0:36.9 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:40.8 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:41.9 | The 93X-Hapast morning show. |
| 0:45.2 | 93. |
| 0:47.5 | Air. |
| 0:53.9 | Here we go with the final final. |
| 0:56.0 | We're making our way out of this nightmare at 9 a.m. |
| 0:59.8 | We'll be calling it a work week at that point. |
| 1:02.6 | Until then, we'll try and keep you and ourselves awake. |
| 1:06.5 | Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 1:09.0 | This is somewhat better than an average Friday. |
| 1:12.1 | And I'm not promising a better than average Friday show. |
| 1:16.4 | I'm calling this a better than average Friday because aren't schools letting out, Cubby? |
| 1:20.7 | Yeah, I mean, my kid gets out next week. |
| 1:23.8 | I mean, it's basically, it's a free slide, right? |
| 1:27.0 | Everybody's not paying any attention. There's a name for it's a free slide, right? Everybody's |
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