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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music, Sports News

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2026

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 29, 2026: Coke-tex. Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Everything you wanna know about how trashy you are.  

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, hello to our favorite listeners.

0:01.6

That's the podcast listeners I'm talking about.

0:03.5

It's Dana here, and I'm a smart club member of standard heating and air conditioning, and it's a good thing I am because my air conditioning unit is older than I am. I had a tune-up recently in the text that the thing belongs in a museum. That's just how good standard is. They can take a unit from the 70s and keep her humming summer after summer. right now you can save 35 bucks on an AC tune-up or double your savings is 70 bucks off when you add your furnace.

0:26.6

Don't wait. Get ahead of things.

0:28.9

Procrastination can be fun, but the feeling of checking something off your list is much better.

0:33.1

Scheduled by June 15th at standardheating.com and get her done.

0:36.9

Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.

0:40.8

Enjoy the show.

0:41.9

The 93X-Hapast morning show.

0:45.2

93.

0:47.5

Air.

0:53.9

Here we go with the final final.

0:56.0

We're making our way out of this nightmare at 9 a.m.

0:59.8

We'll be calling it a work week at that point.

1:02.6

Until then, we'll try and keep you and ourselves awake.

1:06.5

Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show.

1:09.0

This is somewhat better than an average Friday.

1:12.1

And I'm not promising a better than average Friday show.

1:16.4

I'm calling this a better than average Friday because aren't schools letting out, Cubby?

1:20.7

Yeah, I mean, my kid gets out next week.

1:23.8

I mean, it's basically, it's a free slide, right?

1:27.0

Everybody's not paying any attention. There's a name for it's a free slide, right? Everybody's

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