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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 137 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 17, 2026: Who stole my penis? Are you kitten me?! Everything you wanna know about who you've lost that loving feeling.... and other stuff.

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0:00.0

What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well.

0:22.6

Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day.

0:25.5

We plan ahead.

0:26.4

Booked by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com.

0:30.0

Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930.

0:32.0

The 93X-Haportmast morning show.

0:36.1

Ninety-three.

0:38.4

There.

0:49.7

There you go, Cubby.

0:51.5

Here we go.

0:52.4

You did it again.

0:53.2

You got it done.

0:56.4

You pop-up power bombed another work week.

0:59.4

Boom.

1:01.2

There you dropped it right on its ass.

1:07.5

And each work week that you power bomb brings you one step closer to your last.

1:11.3

I don't know if I want to think about that, but I guess you're right technically.

1:13.0

This is one of those weeks. Why don't you want to think about that? That means you're done. You're gone forever. Well, I like coming in here. Oh, I forget that. Yeah. Yeah, you know what? It wasn't that long ago. We were off there and I got Ashley to my right and Josh to my left. Dana is in a separate studio, but we can see each other, can't we, Dana?

1:28.7

We sure can.

1:29.3

How you doing?

1:29.9

Doing well, thank you.

1:30.8

The other day, I forget these things. It was just me and Ashley and Josh off there, and I said, you guys hate this place, right? And you both said, no. I know it's a common answer around here. Around here, but no, not at all.

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