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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired June 1, 2026: Hot movies coming out this Summer. Tearing down the house. Everything you wanna know about injuring yourself in a stupid way, like Dana.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to our favorite listeners. |
| 0:01.6 | That's the podcast listeners I'm talking about. |
| 0:03.5 | It's Dana here, and I'm a smart club member of standard heating and air conditioning, and it's a good thing I am because my air conditioning unit is older than I am. I had a tune-up recently in the text that the thing belongs in a museum. That's just how good standard is. They can take a unit from the 70s and keep her humming summer after summer. right now you can save 35 bucks on an AC tune-up or double your savings is 70 bucks off when you add your furnace. |
| 0:26.6 | Don't wait. Get ahead of things. |
| 0:28.9 | Procrastination can be fun, but the feeling of checking something off your list is much better. |
| 0:33.1 | Scheduled by June 15th at standardheating.com and get her done. |
| 0:36.9 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:40.8 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:41.9 | The 93X-Haddened Morning Show. |
| 0:45.5 | 93. |
| 0:46.5 | There. |
| 0:53.1 | Well, here we go. |
| 0:58.7 | What do you know about that? |
| 1:00.2 | I hope folks don't mind a little bit of a slow vibe this morning. |
| 1:04.6 | At least just for starters. |
| 1:07.7 | I hope folks don't mind a, like a more measured, moderate beginning to the show. |
| 1:14.6 | You know, it is Monday. |
| 1:15.6 | I'm sure there's quite a few listeners out there who were feeling a little cooked. |
| 1:20.9 | There was lots happening last night. |
| 1:22.8 | Some of us got in late. |
| 1:23.9 | You know, Josh, let's try to take her slow. |
| 1:27.5 | I'm fine with that. Slow and easy. Like White Snake used to sing us that song back in the day. |
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