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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 151 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired May 8, 2026: Happy Walleye Opener! You WILL eat these gushers. Everything you wanna know about people's weird hobbies.
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well. |
| 0:22.6 | Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day. |
| 0:25.5 | We plan ahead. |
| 0:26.4 | Booked by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com. |
| 0:30.0 | Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930. |
| 0:32.0 | The 93x-happed morning show. |
| 0:36.0 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:38.1 | Yeah. H.5.m. Morning Show. 93. Air. |
| 0:38.3 | Hello and welcome to the 93. |
| 0:55.5 | Today is our Friday. and like Josh says, the thing he loves the most about Fridays |
| 1:00.5 | is that with every minute that goes by, we're all that much closer to Monday. |
| 1:05.9 | Almost there, guys. |
| 1:07.8 | So close. |
| 1:09.0 | You dark. |
| 1:10.1 | We hope. |
| 1:11.3 | Wait, did you mean me? |
| 1:12.8 | Yes. |
| 1:13.7 | The young people would say I just caught astray. |
| 1:17.4 | He says, every minute that ticks by, you're that much closer to Monday, the beginning of a fresh work week. |
| 1:27.1 | He's a, uh... you're a very inspirational guy. |
| 1:31.3 | I'm an optimist. |
| 1:32.7 | We hope you got something wonderful ahead of you this weekend, |
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