Pit Sniffer
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2026
⏱️ 155 minutes
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Originally Aired May 19, 2026: You take the van, I'll take the dog. Nude nude revolution.. Everything you wanna know about buying used underwear.
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well. |
| 0:22.6 | Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day. |
| 0:25.5 | We plan ahead. |
| 0:26.4 | Booked by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com. |
| 0:30.0 | Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930. |
| 0:32.0 | The 93X. |
| 0:33.6 | The 93rd. |
| 0:36.9 | 9.3. X half-assed morning show. Ninety-three. |
| 0:45.6 | God dang it. |
| 0:50.0 | I can't say that I was 100% ready for that, but I'll catch up. |
| 0:52.7 | It ain't right. |
| 1:31.8 | No, it ain't. But this is what we do. And all you other early morning maniacs know all about it. This is how we make our living. We get it started at the break of dawn, Cubby. Yeah, Arty. The crack of dawn. Yeah, it's a little early. Sucks. Every once in a while, we'll get somebody who checks in that might not be, if you're listening live, you know, it might not be up this early normally. Oh, right. And one of them is Polish crooked-nosed Jesus, who simply said, waking up early sucks. Sucks. He's right. Every freaking time. There hasn't been one time where I enjoyed it. No. This has been 30 years. Every single time it sucks. We hope everyone's getting it done. |
| 1:33.3 | Welcome to the half-ass morning show. |
| 1:39.5 | If you're awake and you're listening, you know it sucks, but this is what we do. |
| 1:50.8 | And we regret every single solitary minute of it we do uh you know what americans want josh what do we want well one particular american uh john j rambo i think he wanted his country |
| 1:58.0 | to love him as much as he loves it true but that was a deeper a deeper kind of a, we're not headed in that direction, really. |
| 2:04.3 | You know what Americans want? |
| 2:05.7 | They want 2.4 more hours, 2.4 more hours a day to have fun. |
| 2:14.1 | That'd be cool. Sure. |
| 2:15.3 | Huh? |
| 2:15.7 | Yeah. Why not? |
| 2:16.7 | And you know what kind of fun they're looking to have it says |
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