I Just Wanna Jacket, Bro
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 11 June 2026
⏱️ 145 minutes
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Originally Aired June 11, 2026: Fla-Bong-Go. It's like stealing French fries from a baby. Everything you wanna know about the British sex boat!
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to our favorite listeners. |
| 0:01.6 | That's the podcast listeners I'm talking about. |
| 0:03.5 | It's Dana here, and I'm a smart club member of standard heating and air conditioning, and it's a good thing I am because my air conditioning unit is older than I am. I had a tune-up recently in the text that the thing belongs in a museum. That's just how good standard is. They can take a unit from the 70s and keep her humming summer after summer. right now you can save 35 bucks on an AC tune-up or double your savings is 70 bucks off when you add your furnace. |
| 0:26.6 | Don't wait. Get ahead of things. |
| 0:28.9 | Procrastination can be fun, but the feeling of checking something off your list is much better. |
| 0:33.1 | Scheduled by June 15th at standardheating.com and get her done. |
| 0:36.9 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:40.8 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:41.5 | The 93X-Hast morning show. |
| 0:45.4 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:47.3 | Air. Each day is somehow better than the next. |
| 1:05.8 | At least that's how it feels. |
| 1:08.5 | And that's what keeps us going forward around here. |
| 1:11.8 | Hello and welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 1:14.5 | We've made her all the way to Thursday. |
| 1:16.3 | You've got to have the right attitude. |
| 1:18.6 | That's the way to look at it. |
| 1:19.8 | I mean, today it's a little worse than yesterday, but it'll be a lot better than tomorrow. |
| 1:24.4 | Each friggin' day is better than the next. Close enough to the ass end of the week, |
| 1:31.0 | I think, to get into the beer drinking for real. I mean, maybe you never pay attention to the |
| 1:37.2 | day when it comes to your drinking. That's the way I used to do it. It didn't matter what day it was. |
| 1:42.8 | But if you're one of those who likes to wait for the work week to wind down, I'd say you're close enough at this point. I thought Thursdays were kind of big at the bars for young people. Oh, yeah. I was just back in the day. It was like Thursday nights, college kids especially would go crazy. Oh, absolutely. Thursday was the best night of the weekend in college. Why is that? I don't know if I ever got it. I need an explanation. Well, I think because most college kids were smart enough to take Fridays off. Yeah, no classes on Friday typically. Right. That's how my pals did it. That's why we always blew the doors off the joint on. You could do that? Pardon me? You could take Fridays? |
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