Like a Fart in the Shower
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 4 June 2026
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired June 4, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. The bees are watching you. Everything you wanna know about emotional boners.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to our favorite listeners. |
| 0:01.6 | That's the podcast listeners I'm talking about. |
| 0:03.5 | It's Dana here, and I'm a smart club member of standard heating and air conditioning, and it's a good thing I am because my air conditioning unit is older than I am. I had a tune-up recently in the text that the thing belongs in a museum. That's just how good standard is. They can take a unit from the 70s and keep her humming summer after summer. right now you can save 35 bucks on an AC tune-up or double your savings is 70 bucks off when you add your furnace. |
| 0:26.6 | Don't wait. Get ahead of things. |
| 0:28.9 | Procrastination can be fun, but the feeling of checking something off your list is much better. |
| 0:33.1 | Scheduled by June 15th at standardheating.com and get her done. |
| 0:36.9 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:40.8 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:41.5 | The 93X-Hapast morning show. |
| 0:45.3 | Ninety-three. You bet. |
| 1:07.9 | You bet. |
| 1:13.5 | We are ready to go, I guess, on the 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 1:16.8 | Although I'm not sure where to start. |
| 1:20.6 | Where do you want to go with this from the get-go, Josh? |
| 1:23.1 | You want to start with something silly, something dramatic? |
| 1:25.0 | What other choices do I have here? |
| 1:28.3 | Something like observational. |
| 1:30.6 | What's the vibe you're feeling this morning? |
| 1:31.6 | I like silly. |
| 1:32.6 | Do you like silly? |
| 1:35.3 | Because things are pretty serious for you off air right now. |
| 1:38.2 | You're not having a good time off of them. |
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