THERAPY!
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2026
⏱️ 155 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired April 14, 2026: Everyone wants some. Lung piercing. Everything you wanna know about waiting until the last minute.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
| 0:31.0 | to replace it on your schedule with 0% financing from standard heating and air conditioning. |
| 0:36.1 | Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X. |
| 0:38.8 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:43.0 | The 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 0:46.2 | Ninety three. |
| 0:48.7 | Air. Oh, hell. |
| 1:03.5 | Here we go. |
| 1:04.5 | Good morning. |
| 1:06.0 | It is grand to be on hand. |
| 1:10.3 | Day two of your traditional five-day work week here on the 93-X half-ass morning show. |
| 1:17.1 | South of here, I heard some of you got your ass kicked by thunderstorms that rolled on through. |
| 1:24.0 | So we have our fingers crossed that you folks down there are able to locate all of your |
| 1:28.6 | belongings. Yeah, a couple of tornadoes, some hail that it was plowable, I was reading. |
| 1:35.4 | Testicle-sized tail. Gosh, we only got like 10 minutes of rain. We barely got anything either. |
| 1:42.9 | I was excited for, you know, a little bit of a thunderstorm. |
| 1:46.1 | Nothing like that, though. |
| 1:47.4 | From ariola to testicle-sized hail is the story I heard. |
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