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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

THERAPY!

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Music, Comedy

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2026

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 14, 2026: Everyone wants some. Lung piercing. Everything you wanna know about waiting until the last minute. 

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0:00.0

Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there.

0:02.5

Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148.

0:24.4

And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148.

0:24.3

And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love.

0:27.0

And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time

0:31.0

to replace it on your schedule with 0% financing from standard heating and air conditioning.

0:36.1

Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X.

0:38.8

Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.

0:43.0

The 93X half-ass morning show.

0:46.2

Ninety three.

0:48.7

Air. Oh, hell.

1:03.5

Here we go.

1:04.5

Good morning.

1:06.0

It is grand to be on hand.

1:10.3

Day two of your traditional five-day work week here on the 93-X half-ass morning show.

1:17.1

South of here, I heard some of you got your ass kicked by thunderstorms that rolled on through.

1:24.0

So we have our fingers crossed that you folks down there are able to locate all of your

1:28.6

belongings. Yeah, a couple of tornadoes, some hail that it was plowable, I was reading.

1:35.4

Testicle-sized tail. Gosh, we only got like 10 minutes of rain. We barely got anything either.

1:42.9

I was excited for, you know, a little bit of a thunderstorm.

1:46.1

Nothing like that, though.

1:47.4

From ariola to testicle-sized hail is the story I heard.

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