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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2026
⏱️ 156 minutes
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Originally Aired April 21, 2026: Doctor P in studio. I once passed out while making a doodoo pie. Everything you wanna know about competitive rock, paper, and scissors.
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well. |
| 0:22.6 | Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day. |
| 0:25.5 | We plan ahead. |
| 0:26.4 | Book by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com. |
| 0:30.0 | Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930. |
| 0:32.0 | The 93x half-assed morning show. |
| 0:36.0 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:38.7 | Please go away. Let me sleep for the love of God! |
| 0:43.0 | Get it again, Covee. One more time. |
| 0:44.7 | Please go away, let me sleep for the love of God! |
| 0:47.9 | I love that, and we hear you. |
| 0:50.9 | It's got to be a sleepy crowd out there. |
| 0:57.0 | Oh, a little bit seepies. Late night last night for you, Jock Huffers. |
| 1:01.0 | Two late playoff games. |
| 1:03.0 | One for the pigs, one for the Timberwell, one went one way, one went the other. |
| 1:07.0 | So, good morning. |
| 1:09.0 | Morning. |
| 1:10.0 | We're feeling it by damn. We we are and we'll cover all that nonsense |
| 1:15.4 | we'll cover all of what happened last night later on this morning but i think it's only right |
| 1:21.5 | to acknowledge how a lot of us might be acting a little nuts please go away let me sleep for the love of god yeah we might be acting a little nuts. Please go away. Let me sleep for the love of God. |
| 1:28.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:29.8 | We might be acting a little iffy this morning from a lack of rest. |
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