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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

("Best Of"): Too Hot, Too Musty

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Music, Comedy

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2026

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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0:00.0

What's going on, podcast, pimps? Dana here to once again sing the praises of standard heating and air conditioning. I got on the ball early. I already got my AC tuned up for summer and I think you should too. An AC tune up means better efficiency, fewer breakdowns, and peace of mind before we get chokeslammed with heat. And right now, it's their early bird special. $45 off an AC tuneup or $90 and you add your furnace in as well.

0:22.6

Smart folks like me don't wait for the first 80-degree day.

0:25.5

We plan ahead.

0:26.4

Book by May 25th and check it off your list at standardheating.com.

0:30.0

Providing the comfort you deserves this 1930.

0:32.6

Have asked morning show.

0:34.2

They are in an alternate reality than ours.

0:36.4

They are in that rock and roll rock

0:38.1

reality they surround themselves with these professional dickheads and i'm not even really

0:43.6

sure if they're aware you know i don't think they're aware how much they suck

0:48.0

ninety three x rocks randy shaver how you doing i'm good how are you we're very good and brad

0:53.5

writer too hello brad good morning And also checking in with us today, boys,

0:58.9

just because we're big fans and we wanted to say hello to our old pal, also joining us today,

1:04.8

ESPN, play-by-play pimp, the Clayboy, Clay Matvick. Good morning, Clay. Good morning. How are we doing? We're doing all right. Clay, thanks for taking the time to wrap with us. Is this about the only time a year when you get some time to yourself?

1:20.3

You know, this is a good time for me. Yeah, I'm not very busy right now. I'm busy getting the kids ready for the county fair coming up here in a couple

1:29.1

weeks. Dude. They're showing steers at the fair. So I'm going to go out and feed

1:35.1

steers here in a little bit and, you know, just getting ready for the Little League season,

1:40.3

which we'll be covering again on ESPN here in a couple weeks, too. Okay, the Little League World Series.

1:45.9

Yeah.

1:46.4

Okay.

1:46.9

Wait a minute.

1:47.4

Your kids are showing steers at the county fair?

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